Giant Squid

1. the act by which a monstrously large and rather unfortunately nude person wearing a pointed dunce hat and a flag football belt continuously puts ink (of which the individual has an ample stipend) in his/her mouth and, with the consent of another decidedly kinky party, proceeds to spit the aforementioned ink onto the similarly naked body of the willing partner as a prerequisite to further imminent and equally debauched sexual depravity.

2. the massively colossal and scandalously bare individual who is executing the act known as the Giant Squid.
Peter: I got a Giant Squid from Sarah last night. Ink is a bitch to get off.
Harry: Yeah, I can see that fat bitch being a Giant Squid. You know, in spite of the insane amount of body hair on her.
by BennyKennedy April 04, 2009
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sleeping giant

(n.) A calm, yet powerful force that is stupidly challenged by lesser forces who believe the calm nature of this power will succum to visciousness.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004
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Giant Clam

A fat pussy that produces a camel toe at a higher frequency than normal pussies.
That bitch's giant clam gives her camel toe even in sweat pants.

Nastia Lukin got a giant clam.
by Righteous Fist August 16, 2008
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Space Giants

One of the greatest children's shows of all time.

A live action show with comic book characters produced in Japan in the late 1960s. It was dubbed into English and put into widespread syndication in the late 1970s in the United States.

Premise:
An evil alien, Rodak, brings destruction to Earth by unleashing a series of giants monsters and legions of "Lugo men", men clad in black leotards who are almost capable of kung-fu. An old wizard, who follows Rodak around the cosmos, settles down inside a volcano where he creates a giant robot, Goldar, from the energy of the volcano. He also creates a feminine robot of human size, Silvar. A young Japanese boy--the son of a journalist--is recruited by the old man to help fight Rodak and his legions of monsters and Lugo men. He is given a whistle. Three blows signals Goldar, two signals Silvar and one blow signals Gam, a "mirror image" robot of himself (although he looks nothing like the protagonist). All three robots are capable of transforming themselves into rocket planes.


Also Known As: "Captain Magma" or
"Monsters From Outer Space"
Young Boy: Oh no! I am surrounded by Lugo men and a giant monster is destroying Tokyo!

(he blows his whistle once then three times)

Gam: I've just been signaled. I think I am needed to fend off Lugo men.

Goldar: And I have been signaled. I think I am needed to fight a giant monster.

Silvar: I'll stay home with the wizard and make sushi.
by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004
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giant evil

The supermarket chain that calls itself "Giant Eagle".
I won't shop at Giant Evil because their produce is not fresh and their dairy goods are highly overpriced.
by cazort August 27, 2003
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Giant Chicken

A godlike giant bird whose absolutely incredible at everything especially sports. His is known to smack bitches, niggers and asians into oblivion on a daily bases. Also known as GC.
Giant Chicken hit the baseball so hard, Japan blew up...again.
by wiener drizzle October 24, 2010
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Ass giant

An ass of such epic proportions that it clears its own path through the Kuiper belt. Not to be confused with Jupiter, a gas giant with similar characteristics.
John - a keen ASStronomer - had devoted much of his life to the study of Ass giants.
by barryballbags May 31, 2022
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