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Genie peenie

I found this bottle on the beach the other day. And some naked genie came out. he had a monster genie peenie!
by Basscrack November 12, 2019
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Geniess

Geniess is a beautiful person. Geniess will always be there for you no matter what. Geniess will not spread rumors about you or talk bad about you. Geniess can be mean when she needs to be. Geniess is trustworthy and if you every meet a Geniess, keep them!
My best friend is a Geniess!
by cramps6969 October 28, 2019
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genital tango

When two consenting adults allow their private parts to dirty dance like Patrick Swayzee because it takes two.

via Khleo Thomas
May I have this genital tango
by vsbaby October 16, 2020
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Genital Herpes

A sexually transmitted disease:The virus breaks out with excruciating stinging, and burning; It affects the nerves, a node near your genitals will be swollen, your body aches, and you feel really tired during the breakout, which lasts 5-8 days. The first 3 years you have the virus, the breakouts are every 10 months; After 10 years they are every 2-3 years and so on as the years go by the virus erupts less and less, to where you think you don't have it. I've noticed breakout when I am really stressed out, overworked, vitamin deficient, or when certain people who have bad intentions are near me. The little known fact is that a person who carries Genital Herpes virus is contagious 2 days BEFORE they even have a breakout and ironically feel extremely horny during that contagion. Contrary to popular beliefs, genital herpes cannot be spread from genitals to mouth, mouth to genitals - that's why it's called GENITAL Herpes. Mouth is a different type of herpes - the cold sore. The fact that this is the only virus that can't be cured is proof that EVERYONE has some sort of Herpes virus in their bodies: shingles, hives, psoriasis, cold sores, chicken pox, boils, rosacea, etc. It's a shame to have genital herpes, but the virus can actually live on a toilet seat for 2-4 hours, on doctor's exam instruments for 18 hours, and on cotton gauze for 72 hours. Herpes in the latin/Greek languages mean Creeping, from Herpein to Creep.
Every 3 years I break out with Genital Herpes for about a week.
You CANNOT get Genital Herpes by shaking hands!
by DeepThrowWitDancer March 13, 2022
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Free the genie

a. Fervently rubbing your lamp in order to release the angry men.
b. to masturbate.
Marcellus: How was your date?
Adam: Terrible, she left me with blue balls.
Marcellus: That blows dude.
Adam: Totally; when I got home, I had to free the genie.
by Bordchef May 24, 2013
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Genie's Arse

when something is so clever or a total fluke it's almost magic and absolute genius.

genius = genie arse

originating from the saying "pulling it out of your arse"
"Dude you pulled that from a genie's arse!"
by Keats October 6, 2004
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Gentelez

She just threw her flannel shirt over that puddle for her girlfriend, now THATS a gentelez
by Eddie O Spaghetti O November 18, 2009
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