Gateway Fuck

To have sex with a female for the sole purpose of having sex with her friend(s) in the future.

Guy 1:"Dude I totally railed Kim last week!"
Guy 2:"Why the fuck would you do that? She is a 4.5 maybe a 5 on a good day!"
Guy 1:"Yeah man but she was just a gateway fuck so I can slam with her sexy friend Olivia!"
Guy 2:"Man you are some kind of magical fuck wizard!"

by Travis S. Shammy M. August 30, 2013

teenie-gate

The night that Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy thanked the FOBR boardies for helping them win three Teen Choice awards. Soon after the awards show aired, the FOBR message boards were floaded with teenies trying to take credit for the dedication of the FOBR boardie vetrans. But the boardie veterans weren't about to surrender the boards to teenies...so stayed and fought them off with sporks and tridents.

teenie-gate gave the boards e-stds, and made it extremely hard to post anything.

by Angie_at_the_disco August 22, 2006

like a cow lookin' at a new gate

Bewilderment, shock and disbelief.

Well, I was minding my own business, like a cowboy does.

This girl walked up and I told her I knew what color her underwear was.

She looked at me "like a cow lookin' at a new gate".

by Ellynjen June 27, 2009

grateful dead

Orginal Members:
Jerry Garcia
Bob Weir
Phil Lesh
Bill Kreutzman
Ron "Pigpen" McKernan

The Warlocks is the original name of the Grateful Dead

by Olo February 4, 2005

Gateway Relationship

In gay culture: a relationship in which one partner is the other partner's first real homosexual partner, usually defined by one experienced partner and one non-experienced partner. The experienced partner usually helps the other person become okay with being homosexual and comfortable in homosexual relationships. This relationship almost always fails.

Matt: I don't know why you're with Bary.
Loyd: Because I like him.
Matt: Yeah, but it's totally a gateway relationship.
Loyd: I know, I'm setting myself up for heartbreak.

by firehotstud07 February 26, 2008

Gateway Dick

That one dick that if you messed with would lead down the slippery slope to more dicks.

"Dude, I would totally such my own dick if I could. I mean it's not gay if it's your own dick."

"No way man! I'm afraid my own dick would be the gateway dick."

by BCHam September 9, 2016

bill gates of hell

Bill Gates wants to vaccinate the whole world with the mark of the beast

Bill Gates Of Hell will unleash the mark of the beast

by CRAZYLARRYQUOTES May 1, 2020