Gaff

Gaff is northern slang for someone’s home, mainly used in Manchester, England.

Gaff = house

“Where have you been?” “I’ve been at Mark’s Gaff”

“There’s a party at Mark’s gaff tonight”

by M889 May 30, 2018

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gaff

When the topic is too funny, unbelievable or GAD to be real

Babb: Low me wid 10k boy keitaro
Keitaro: THAT IS HEAVY GAFF BABB

by RatWidDaToolie January 30, 2022

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A garbled attempt at gas lighting that insults the intelligence.

Joe Biden was gaff lighting the country when he blamed the MAGAS for defending the police

by Captain Midnight September 15, 2023

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When your internet isn't up to the best of its abaility

Dom has 'Giff Gaff" internet and he should delete his pro clubs player

by Moz1813 November 24, 2020

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One who has a face resembling a sliping Jim or that of a slmo. Also known as tuck a dick. Metrosexual. Fake pussy head.

You is a gaff face bitch

by Beatle head July 01, 2017

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To knock one out on to a piece of cloth - in most cases a hankerchief - roll it up and hide it under the bed covers.

Guy: hey, why you late today? Been waiting for ages...

Friend: Sorry man, had to blow the gaff first.

Guy: Did you wash your hands?

by Crazy Meka September 16, 2009

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When a girl is on her period

Did you hear about Abi, she’s Up The Gaff

by Donald_Duk April 13, 2020

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