Futorious

the optimal outcome of ones plans realized on a future date.

time traveling proved to be very futorious when Kayleigh stepped out of the contraption to realize she had skipped the work week altogether and was faced with the wonder that is Saturday night.

by $ø September 15, 2020

Fotonozco

When you feel you know someone but you do not. Only reason for thinking you know that person was by a picture on a social platform.

I thought I knew you but I actually fotonozco you, wow how embarrassing.

by Javier G Mora Jr. June 24, 2021

puck futin

replace first letters of both words - started to be massively used after ukraine war in 2022.

A: hey bro do you know what happened on ukraine?
B: yeah puck futin wuck far

by hvbgcjnhjcgvyjhvygccghjy August 12, 2023

Fulton

Someone who is so ridiculously fat that they weigh nearly a full ton and is not jolly like Fat Albert but is instead a complete prick. Also synonomus with Fat Lard and Thuder Cunt.

So i was walking down wilfred street and this Fulton comes out of his house wearing wife beaters and sun glasses and slams his mum's head into a wall.

by Lesbians Dave November 18, 2011

futoni

Futoni: a word you say instead of Fuck. It takes after the furniture piece, the futon and she only be used in the rarest of circumstances, or when something is really messed up.

"Shut the futoni up about it"
"Futoni, I stubbed my toe"
"Gosh futoni darnittttttt"

by bigeats100 June 10, 2020

fuston

A person which most call a "Complete Badass". Originally formed in Germany an Ireland, The fustons was a group that was raging alcoholics an always resorted to violance.

Your going to end up like a fuston.

by XxWolFusion December 19, 2016

Fuktonium

Noun: Element (Fu) spewing from Fukushima daiichi.

Fuktonium (Fu) is produced when melted nuclear reactors combine with bullshit and seawater.

Fuktonium can be used to describe anything that is FUBAR.

The Pacific Ocean is becoming more Fuktonium every day!

"Did you fill my car with Fuktonium again?"

by shut'emdown. January 19, 2020