fancy mumsies

Is another name for artisanal beer. It's derived from that stupid band Mumford and Sons whose fans tend to be of the hipster doofus crowd who wear bowlers and suspenders , have handle bar mustaches and top knotsand tattoos of pennyfarthings. They tend to drink only fancy beers out of flip top bottles.

Hey Cny pass me one of those mumsies, I hate these banquet beers.

Hey Geebs, these fancy mumsies will drink great on the back of the boat. Fuck yeah.

H9 is on beer duty, put those mumsers in the locker room, they will be awesome when we get off the ice.

by GEEBS70 January 8, 2017

Functionised

To optimise human function; to better ones-self. To become a better version of ones-self.

The individual lost body fat, became stronger and got functionised.

by madscientist3439 June 24, 2019

Fancy Asian Cuisine

Any flavor or type of Top Ramen. Fancy Asian Cuisine has never been so easy to prepare.

Bob: *eating top ramen*
Randy: "Woah, that's some Fancy Asian Cuisine!"

by tastyresort June 25, 2019

Fancy a Schlop

Need to shit

Brit 1: I fancy a schlop right now innit

Brit 2: then go shit mate

by Alxtreme May 2, 2020

funccubus

(N) A person that sucks the fun out of everything. It is a portmanteau of the words “fun” and “succubus”.

Jason called me a funccubus because I would not let anyone at the party do shots of Jameson.

by kerb-stirer May 4, 2020

funcld

When your funcle get to fun ¬U¬

Uncle Ben funcld me. D:

by duck_human October 31, 2020

Fancy girl

A fancy girl is a pretty girl that is too fancy for the world, shes too perfect!

Someone: look at that fancy girl!

by Sjshsuoksnshsiaosnxnskw April 24, 2021