a fuckwit genius called pinochio

the ability to lie at a superhuman rate making everyone believe anything you say is true

Todd: did you know Noah is gay

Jared: wow thanks for telling me that!

that Todd is a fuckwit genius called pinochio he's brilliant!

by my massive glock gets stuck in January 9, 2018

fuckwittage

Something that doesn't really matter, junk. Can also be used to exclaim anger or frusteration at something. It is a form of fuckwit.

"This is all just a bunch of fuckwittage." "Fuckwittage! I locked my keys in my car!"

by Molly February 22, 2004

fuckwit

A disliked person who does stupid or irritating things.

The fuckwit cut me off at the intersection.

by m222 October 2, 2006

idionic moronic fuckwit

This means that someone is dumb and very stupid.

That person is such a idionic moronic fuckwit.

by niki44 June 19, 2009

fuckwit

Those to whom the rap group The Wu-Tang Clan seem to be nothing/meaningless.

From the 36 Chambers, the clan themselves complain: "Wu-Tang clan ain't nothin' to fuckwit :("

by a_good_listener March 23, 2008

Fuckwit

VERB
1. Intrans. To purposefully provoke, annoy or antagonize a person or group.

NOUN
1. An individual who uses this term as a verb.

1. "Yo, don't fuckwit ICP!"
2. "That fuckwit listens to ICP"

by Clowns are for toddlers. October 28, 2009

fuckwit

A person with little interest in anything other than themselves and who possess no capacity to drive in only one lane at a time. The fuckwit may be observed in all walks of life. When unsure of an individual's status, proceed with caution, and try to think "Look out, there's a fuckwit about."

Fuckwits cannot see you, so always keep them in front of you. Fuckwits have no capacity for thought or observation, either driving a car or walking in a shopping mall.

by jazzer July 30, 2005