furt

adverb

A furt can be defined simply as a fart that hurts. This is usually the result of chapped asshole, extraordinary flatulence, or other common ass problems.

Mike- I ate so much cabbage and beans last night that I had terrible furts.
Meghan- Did you try chapstick on the asshole?
Mike- No because I only have mentholated chapstick, and if I put it on my asshole I won't be able to eat it.
Meghan- I think I ate your chapstick.

by Marc Sauve December 21, 2005

furtling

The practice of cutting holes in the genital areas of people in photographs, then inserting one's fingers as a means of deriving sexual pleasure.

I cut a hole in Jenny's picture, then furtled her for hours.

by Stan B. July 25, 2006

furture

Furniture you plan on purchasing sometime in the future.

When we move out of this refrigerator box and into our own house, the furture we buy will be awesome!

by homelesswarrior July 20, 2010

Furteen

Furteen means a teenager who is kinda secretive, quite? Not so much!

Its a combination of Furtive & teenager

Cyrus; bruh! I got that shit done
Hitboi; the syrup deal!?

Cyrus; yeah bruh! Buh be furtive bout it
Hitboi; no worries bruh!

Cyrus; Furteen!

Hitboi; I told U I'll put it here bish!

by Hitboi March 4, 2019

furt

When one is to drop a gargantuan turd but blast a fart halfway through causing a rapid unscheduled disassembly.

Dude i'm sorry i just took a fat furt in your toilet

by victorcharlieinthefield January 17, 2021

woah nelly furtado

Woah Nelly.

Relating to Nelly Furtdado-Promiscious girl. etc.

Woah Nelly Furtado Marissa is so cool!

by Merisa Ann November 1, 2007

Who tryin fuhht?!?!

A pick up line often said by males from Southern New Jersey.
"Who would like to have sexual intercourse?"
This line can also be used by females.

M.J. walked into the party & immediately saw four potential wives & barked "Who tryin fuhht?!?!"

by Rage'rian November 26, 2007