by GoofyGoober2004 January 1, 2021
Get the Fruity Pebblemug. When you spend 12 days and 8 nights consuming nothing but spaghetti bolognese and every attainable flavor of Gatorade or Powerade and then ejaculate on your partner’s stomach so that it appears colorful and misshapen. You can also choose to pour milk over it all when you’re done, but most people don’t keep cartons of milk that close to their bedroom or fuckroom unless they’re a loser or a simp.
Bertha: “Baby, can we just do something casual for breakfast tomorrow?”
Charles: “Sure babe! What cereal should I grab from the Food Lion?”
Bertha: “Oh! How about Fruity Pebbles? I haven’t had that in forever!”
Charles: “Oh...that...it’s been so long since anyone has asked me for that. Are you sure, my darling, my morning star?”
Bertha: “Uh, yeah, that is what I want.”
Charles: “Give me 2 weeks to prepare.”
Bertha: “Ok.”
Charles: “Ok. Go back to sleep.”
Charles: “Sure babe! What cereal should I grab from the Food Lion?”
Bertha: “Oh! How about Fruity Pebbles? I haven’t had that in forever!”
Charles: “Oh...that...it’s been so long since anyone has asked me for that. Are you sure, my darling, my morning star?”
Bertha: “Uh, yeah, that is what I want.”
Charles: “Give me 2 weeks to prepare.”
Bertha: “Ok.”
Charles: “Ok. Go back to sleep.”
by Skoodel October 9, 2020
Get the Fruity pebblesmug. Fruity Nate; the greatest soundcloud rapper of all time
Fruity: A word used to describe one with a large benis
Nate: A name reserved for those who have achieved RN status.
Fruity: A word used to describe one with a large benis
Nate: A name reserved for those who have achieved RN status.
by fruitynate October 16, 2018
Get the fruity natemug. A derogatory term towards lgbtqia+ (mainly gay men) that has been popularised without proper informants.
Seeing a gay man and going “look at that Fruitcake” or “you’re being really fucking Fruity”. Fruity/Fruitcake is a insult towards lgbtqia+ people.
by anonymous64728264682 July 25, 2021
Get the Fruity/Fruitcakemug. “Hey Kayla I heard you like girls”
“Not really, only this one girl”
“Oh so youre just straight and fruity”
“Not really, only this one girl”
“Oh so youre just straight and fruity”
by Yagurlll✨ September 23, 2021
Get the Straight and fruitymug. a fetish that involves four gay people sitting on a set of blue bleachers and singing emo songs. they are all covered in watermelon flavored burt’s bees chapstick. they use it as lube.
by SarcasticPerson March 2, 2022
Get the fruity fetishmug. straight guy: bro what the fuck you just kissed me
straight guy but kind of sus: nah bro it's fruity friday
straight guy: oh bet, let me smooch that fatty then baby
straight guy but kind of sus: nah bro it's fruity friday
straight guy: oh bet, let me smooch that fatty then baby
by Lil Big Snacks September 16, 2021
Get the fruity fridaymug.