floated a steamer

When a dog takes a dump in the yard and it is cold.

Hey bro, my 150 lb Mastiff just floated a steamer on your front lawn. Be warned.

by techfrog January 16, 2011

floateee

a person that does the following

- only wears expensive brands and jewellery to TRY to impress
- brags about his/her "swag"
- always yells in a deep gangster voice
-generally a poser try hard

guy 1: yo bro look at my gucci and mah ed hardy got mah SWAGGER ON FULL ATTACK BRO!!

guy 2: holy! this guy is FLOATEEE haha !

by freshness/doom2036 November 8, 2011

floatin' it

When you see something that you are interested in and understand, and therefore actively participate or advocate for it. If you are "not floatin' it," then you recognize the possibility of a particular scenario, but are not willing to act in any way to contribute to it's occurrence. This often applies to one's own sexual preference, or the option of two other friends engaging in a relationship.

Theatre Girl: Hamlet and Horatio definitely have the hots for each other. I'm going to write a fanfic for it!
Other Girl: I'm feelin' it, but not floatin' it.

by What-You-Will September 24, 2013

floating clothes

When someone is so dark that it looks like floating clothes. Racial slur particularly used towards african americans

Dam jerry its so dark out here.

I know man you see that set of floating clothes over there.

by tmeza76 September 13, 2015

Floating Chair

Hovering over the toilet seat when taking a shit because the seat is freezing.

dam dude, i had to floating chair this morning it was so cold out!

by EDDY-G-123 May 14, 2016

floating the bullfrog

floating the bullfrog - the ever soothing act of your buoyant balls afloat a body of water.

History...just a funny saying that I heard once about 30 years ago and never again since..unless said by me. Just funny imagery I guess.

-My me-time is often spent floating the bullfrog in the bathtub.

- Vacationing on the lake and floating the bullfrog brings back fond memories

by Bungee Minor July 6, 2017

Floating Caramel

1. A Metaphorical meaning of the amazingness of caramel.
2. Showing the level of Caramel in relation to the bottom of the ocean

I love floating CARAMEL!
She's floating.

by WaveZ3000 January 8, 2018