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flesh melons

big, round, juicy tits

fat girls do not have these!!!
Gary: Did you see the flesh melons on that babe?
Bill: I would've sucked the sin out of them!
by Ted Palansky April 17, 2005
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fleshfriend

Someone you know in real life, having met them the olde waye -- through other friends, through word, at a club, what have you. The key is that you first met them *in the flesh."
"Who, Anne? Oh, we email, but she's been my fleshfriend for ages." "Hey man, fuck you, I actually have at least two fleshfriends."
by Xenu2001 July 26, 2008
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fleshlight

a sex toy for men. there are four parts: a sturdy plastic case shaped like a flashlight, an end cap to control suction, a lid to close the fleshlight when not in use and the insert itself. the insert feels like those gooey toy things that stick to surfaces and come in 25 cent bulk vending machines.
Whore: hey stud, $50 for a blowjob and some anal
Man: fuck off bitch, I have my fleshlight!
by Phil the Pill August 31, 2006
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FLESH PEDDLER

Not to be confused with a pimp or madame (those who prostitute men or women of age), A FLESH PEDDLER is a sick, twisted fuck who is in charge of prostituting under-aged children (ages 6-14).
FLESH PEDDLERS can be found in the redlight districts of Europe and Asia and the rooms that put the child and adult up for the night usually have hidden cameras to be sold in the underground black markets.

Families who are in debt sadly have children sometimes just to raise them and sell them to FLESH PEDDLERS to recieve large pay amounts in order to support themselves and the child/children they already have and wanna keep. Welcome to real life, boys & girls. Where's GOD now and where has he ever been for these lost souls?
by Joshiro007 February 21, 2003
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Flesh-N-Bone

Member of rap group Bone Thugs N Harmony. A damn good rapper, like all of the Bone Thugs, but just can't stay out of jail long enough to use his talent.

He was sent to jail in September of 2000 on assault with a deadly weapon charges and for violation of probation. He remained there for eight years. He is currently behind bars without bail and awaits trial.

Then he was released in July 2008, and reportedly rejoined the group. Plans were underway for a reunion album (Uni5) for the summer of '09, as Bizzy Bone had also come back, but Flesh was reportedly booked again in early April 2009 for having a gun in his car.
That nigga Flesh-N-Bone is dumb as fuck. It hasn't even been eight years and he's behind bars again. So much for a BTNH reunion album...damn.
by failspy1021 April 6, 2009
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Flesh Tectonics

The overlapping and constant movement of the flabs of skin on the obese man's abdomen.
My friend, evidence of the flesh tectonics is easily found at the all you can eat buffets and/or the dance floors.
by Roadside Jesus September 25, 2009
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Flesh Doughnut

Any round fleshy orifice of the human body that can be used to sexually stimulate.
ie. Friend, "Damn i just tagged that chicks flesh doughnut."

Guy, " That was a dude."
by Eddy Kink May 31, 2010
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