Flatass fatass

A fat guy with a flat ass.

Mike Pulaski is a single flatass fatass who keeps eating brisket after brisket. He's gonna be over 300 lbs soon.

by Solid Mantis October 15, 2017

Flatty

Funny way to indicative having a flat butt.

“Kayla has a fatty, unlike lili she has a flatty”

by Day_i February 20, 2021

Flatsum

Something that’s “flat” and “sum” bullshit

Bruh that joke was flatsum

by Bigboi99995 December 3, 2021

Flatscreened

Flatscreened or Flat-Screened. Used in a devastated tone or manner. Usually when one reaches to grab something they dropped or need. And in the process, slams their head into a flatscreen tv by themselves not noticing or someone else voluntarily catching you off guard which in that sense classifies as Flatslapped, Screenflatted, or Screenslapped

My brother just got flatscreened hard. Goofy fucker didn’t notice the 55 inch television right in front him!

by derogatory remarks January 3, 2022

Calamity Flats

AKA Klamath Falls, Oregon. A town in southern Oregon that languished with the decline of the timber industry. AKA Klamath Fails.

I was born in Calamity Flats but moved to Sacradementia when dad got laid off by Weyerhauser.

by DuWayne Lippschitz January 20, 2011

sarcastic flattery

A term used when exuberant flattery is present through sarcastic means

Of course writing an essay about you is more important than writing an essay regarding a college application, because there are thousands of universities around the world but you are only one. How can you consider this sarcastic flattery, I am shocked!

by jinglemisk April 6, 2016

Butt Flattener

—A long movie, usually around two and half hours without an intermission. Less commonly used to describe any media, such as books, that keep you sitting for a long period of time.
-May also refer to a body-shaping diet/article of clothing.

“ I’ve seen parts of The Shawshank Redemption. It’s SOOO long.”
“Two hours 20 minutes. It’s a bit of a butt flattener.”

by DontMindMeJustHereForTheMemes November 3, 2017