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bitch stole my fish

The caption of a photo of a young boy glaring -- for lack of a better description, the face is impossibly funny -- at a slightly older girl holding what appears to be a freshly caught fish. Colloquially, the phrase can be used in reference to a woman who has taken something, or just as a general exclamation.
(Retelling an altercation with one's girlfriend)
A: ...and so she just took that shit from me. Man, was I pissed. Fuckin' bitch stole my fish.
B: You gotta stand up for yourself, man. Tell ya what, no fuckin' way I let that bitch steal MY fish.

(or, alternatively... while playing Madden)
A: Oh, FUCK, bitch stole my fish!
B: That's right, bitch, pick six.
by whit-tastic January 1, 2009
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Fish AI

Bob: Did you hear about the new fish AI in CoD?
John: Kys
by Swegmanite420 June 30, 2016
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fish kit

The "welcome pack" the department of corrections gives you when entering jail/ prison which normally consists of a very small toothbrush, comb, toothpaste (also used for lube?) and razor.
Yo bitch don't touch my fish kit or I will shank your ass.
by Bo Binkerson February 10, 2007
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Fish fillet

What she ordered.
What she order? FISH FILLET!
by T. Faller November 4, 2016
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reel big fish

The happiest, livliest ska band ever. Great music, make syou want to dance with every song.
"Theres a ska band,
on my street.
A little ska band.
Everybody thinks their sooooo f**king neat."

(Everything Sucks, Reel Big Fish)
by Tris November 2, 2003
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Fish Tab

Fucking Illinois ShitHeads Towing A Boat. This is a term used mainly by Wisconsinites when describing a ridiculus driver from Illinois who vacations in Wisconsin in the summer to use a boat on the beautiful lakes. They are known to drive like shit on the roads while towing their boats.
I was driving through town and a fish tab was taking up two lanes with his boat trailer so I could not get around him.
by smilepretty May 23, 2006
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Betta Fish

A beautiful, bubbly, fun fish. Treat it with RESPECT and it can live up to 10 years in captivity. They originated from rice paddies and mud puddles in South Asia, and although lived in horrible conditions, need to live in good temperatured water, a clean tank, the tank has to have an air opening to breathe, and has to be not too big but not too small. Make your fish happy!
"I love betta fish! <3"
"Betta fish are my obsession!"
"My favorite kind of fish is the Betta Fish"
by MG1rl May 28, 2014
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