splank fiesta

a party in which a group of people gather up together, eat very spicy foods and start shitting blood on each other. very messy and disgusting. most people that like to do it are TURKS AND AZERIS

the TURK AND AZERI went to the bathroom and started to splank shit and blood.

by ARMENIANS WILL FUCK UP THE TURKS AND AZERIS November 15, 2004

messy fiesta

the act of spreading guacamole all over a man's cock and then having the sexual partner, which is usually of hispanic decent, suck it off.

Yea man, Cabo was fuckin' great! Nothin' but margaritas and messy fiestas.

by rum diddly September 8, 2010

Santa Fe Fiesta

When you put hot sauce on a condom and proceed to put your penis in the rectum of a woman and switch to her vagina and continue in a manner of switching until she dies.

I heard Tammy Ledbetter died of a Santa Fe Fiesta.

by C J E March 19, 2009

Finger food fiesta

A gathering of lesbians

Hey Lucy did you see the finger food fiesta on the weekend?

by Gonzales666 June 1, 2018

Fap Fiesta

1.) A party or gathering consisting of many Spanish descendants, all of which masturbate together in such Spanish culture.

2.) A party or gathering in which people of any race put on Mexican clothing, eat Spanish foods, listen to Spanish music, or simply speak Spanish to eachother, and fap together.

3.) When one man revolutionizes the standard party by showing up and fapping for all to see.

-Gee, that masturbation party sure does look disgusting.
-It's okay, it's a fap fiesta! Totally different concept!!!

by SexyKarlGuy6969 July 27, 2011

Albuquerque Hot Air Balloon Fiesta

In a sexual situation. When one partner passes a fart from his or her butt to the target's vagina, then seals it up. Like a hot air Balloon, for which the southwestern US town's fiesta is famous.

Last night Alan gave me an Albuquerque Hot Air Balloon Fiesta. I've been queefing roadwarrior style all morning.

by Maddie Queefer May 5, 2009

Insane Clown Fiesta

A more ridiculous scenario (compared to Clown Fiesta) in which no one is really sure on what is taking place. Usually happens in Microsoft Azure and related documentation

Microsoft Azure Service fabric certificate rollover is some insane clown fiesta

by icf-azure September 10, 2018