Diddle Your Fiddle 

Analogy for when a woman masturbates using her fingers,as if she were playing the fiddle.

Man: hey babe,would you diddle your fiddle for me?
Woman: what?
Man: masturbate.
Woman:oh lol.no.

Diddle Your Fiddle by Skittles Chang McHaggis August 17, 2011

second fiddle 

Ones back-up girlfriend/boyfriend.

No song is as sad as the song of the second fiddle. (OR) She was being played as his second fiddle.

second fiddle by moon doggie April 27, 2003

diddle fiddle

Object used to "diddle" someone, such as a finger or toy

"Hey girl, i can play alot of instruments, i specialize in the diddle fiddle."

diddle fiddle by Watchus34 June 22, 2017

greazy fiddle 

While showering, someone simultaneously strokes your cock while giving you a soapy reach around, not unlike the bowing of the bluegrass violin.

While taking a pre sex shower my lady friend gave me the greazy fiddle, ensuring the cleanliness of my wedding tackle.

greazy fiddle by mogwi June 20, 2011

Gypsy Fiddle 

Any stringed instrument other than a violin. This includes everything from electric guitars to harps to clavicords.

Father: Son, stop whinin' away on that gypsy fiddle and cook me some chitlins!

Son: (angry mutterings)

Father: Boy, you keep givin' me lip and I'm gonna eat your insides!

Gypsy Fiddle by Charles Alexander Bronsonsandwich February 27, 2008

ass fiddle 

A fiddle played by a small German man from the flexing of his ass muscles.

Man, what a nice ass fiddle

ass fiddle by Austin J M May 29, 2008

coal dust on the fiddle 

Old-timey name for having an STD

Don't go after her, she's got coal dust on the fiddle.

coal dust on the fiddle by Long Neck Jones March 8, 2017