Fasturbate

When you're in a rush and masturbating really fast.

I was late for my appointment so I only had time to fasturbate.

by Sir Robin the Magnificent May 9, 2025

flatterbate

Masturbating to sth. in order to flatter or praise it. The desire to applaud in the most manliest of fashions.

That (movie/song/person/book/place/pizza) made me want to masturbate to it, because I wish to flatter it.

1. Did you see Jamie Foxx's performance in the Soloist? What a fine movie like that part when they were in the hood and it all had this green tint that was awesome, I can't wait to go home and FLATTERBATE to it.

2. I'd have FLATTERBATEd after Inception but it blew my dick away! I could not find my dick so could not FLATTERBATE!

3. That pizza was so good I just have to FLATTERBATE later.

4. Can I FLATTERBATE to your Mom? She's had a hard day and I seriously find her worthy. She looks like Ginger Spice from critically acclaimed pop group "Spice Girls" so I don't think it's weird, do you?

by Rick Stanning January 15, 2011

Faggerbate

Masterbating to gay porn

That man is faggerbating.
That man likes to faggerbate.

by T4G UR D3AD September 6, 2013

fartserbate

the humor of farting while masterbating in the closet naked with 1 or more friends

dude 1: hahaha you just fartserbated
dude 2: honestly it felt better than fucking a chick
dude 1: doesn't smell that bad actually

by Mary Monroe January 1, 2014

festurbate

To masturbate at a party or some other festivity.

Depressed that he had no one to hook up with at the New Years party, John withdrew into the guest room and festurbated.

by kingbumii May 7, 2015

Masterbater

1. Someone whose Myers-Brigg personality type is a combination of INTJ (The Mastermind) and ENTP (The Debater)

2. Someone who always seek discussions and arguments, and focuses more on "winning" the discussion, rather than finding a consensus.

1. Oh, I scored INTJ on one test, and ENTP on another... I guess I am a masterbater

2. Have you noticed Jim getting into arguments with people all the time? It seems like he is becoming a true Masterbater.

by Qwelp August 31, 2019

Flusterbated

I.E. mad masterbation

I flusterbated because I was upset with my partner.

by Team FUKU November 1, 2020