Pussy Fairs

When a Woman's vagina is widely spread open.

Her pussy fairs made my dick get real hard.

by Vaginer Jimmy November 22, 2010

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fasse

An pro-noun used to describe someone in a corrective yet harsh tone.

"What is your fasse bibip going to bed for?"

by $tefen September 2, 2006

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to fassbender

to very obviously derive too much enjoyment from one's work.

Irish actor Michael Fassbender spends the entirety of 300 grinning like an idiot, showing us all how to fassbender one's way through life.

by Fergal Casey May 9, 2008

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fassett

Primarily used as an adjective to describe anything that is a fail but noun and verb forms are also acceptable in some cases.

Adjective: I was being so fassett and derped around instead of studying for the physics test.

Noun: All these fassetts should not be in AP.

Verb: We hung out but kinda just fassetted around because we were to lazy to really do anything.

by sassyquach November 7, 2011

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FAIDS

An acronym that stands for "Financial Allocation Ineptitude/Disability Syndrome", and refers to an inability to properly manage financial assets. Those who suffer from FAIDS usually suck horribly at Monopoly, and are constantly over-drafting their bank accounts.

Members of both sexes can suffer from FAIDS, examples being women who buy excessive amounts of clothing or men who buy useless tools that they will never use.

One of the easiest and most effective treatments for FAIDS is using scissors to cut up the victims' credit cards.

Guy 1: "Dude, what the fuck! Don't just buy every damn property you land on, use your brain!"

Guy 2: "Sorry man... I can't help it... I don't know how to deal with my money... I.. *sniffle* I have FAIDS!"

Guy 1: "My god... I had no idea..."

by phroot January 23, 2009

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