failernetz

Used by people who use 'meme' (Pronounced ME-ME) Means a person's internet fails at being awesome. Most likely a mac. :D Or a another type of computer without DSL or cable. Vice Versa.

Prince Prodigy101: Dude, Ya know ryan? His internet is messed up!!! IT CAN'T GO ON INTERNET EXPLORER!

LemonSonic: LMAO!! FAILERNETZ!!! =D

by Sir Awesome November 3, 2007

faileure

just a different way to spell failure since you failed @ spelling the word failure and wrote it faileure. simply emphasizes its meaning.

person 1(says to friend)so yah i was having sex with my gf last night but the condom ripped so we agreed to stop until next time because i only had one condom.

friend: FAILEURE!

by tortillandbeans May 14, 2010

faile

(slang) describes a failure so bad that the pupil cannot be helped

Jenny: " It takes 27 months to have triplets "
Ben: "You are a faile"

by Jumogu September 28, 2015

failed chav

right there is a chain of chavs at the top, gangstas who are the ones tat were bandanas and jeans and mostly topless or with a tanktop and are usally black and really cool, failed gangstas/chavs the one that made that look brtish(shit)burberry and lonsdale shit,failed chavs(the ones that are racist mother fuckers tht are really annoying)who go around sayin were the best innit you fuckin greebo,failed failed chavs charlie p from rednock

Charlie L(hes kl):hey u failed failed chav
Charlie P(wanker):hey fuck off im gonna cry now and be a faggot

by Jables a.k.a james alvis June 5, 2007

Failed-Irish Goodbye

When you pass out in a public place after drinking too much. The reason that it is "failed" is because a sucessful Irish Goodbye involves leaving the scene BEFORE you pass out.

Dude I wish I would have got a picture of your Failed-Irish Goodbye last night when you were passed out at the diner

by jezzicarae April 2, 2010

Failevator

1. An elevator that fails, either by incorrect markings and symbols, or by being to damn slow.

We took a long ass ride in the failevator.

by thisbemypseudonym March 14, 2009

Failfecta

When you initially fail at something and in response, attempt to fix the problem, leading to not one, but two other major screw ups.

My god, I can't believe that after we found out about Senator Smith's affair, his office tried to change the subject by saying that he's done the right thing by taking care of the kid they had out of wedlock! Oh! and then we find out that he's been paying for them out of his campaign contributions. What a FAILFECTA

by Delgado1 July 14, 2009