Facebookism

Judging people based on the number of friends/connections that they have on Facebook.

Hey Tom! Guess what I'm cooler than you because I have 82 friends!

by Slut-Bag McGee April 13, 2005

Facebook

1) (The Facebook) An online networking site limited to college students at certain 4-year universities. Members establish profiles, upload a picture, list interests, list classes, and add friends. Started by several Harvard students and made public in February 2004.

2) An elite version of Friendster, a less teeny-bopper and cleaner version of Myspace

3) An actual book of students' pictures and contact information at many colleges. May or may not be limited to the incoming freshman class, depending on the college. Often found at top tier universities.

I checked out her Facebook profile and she's single, you should introduce yourself.

by supaflyyoc October 31, 2004

facebook

An online social website were people about there life and food or how pretty they are.

oh im going to post my 5$ crappy food I got a mcdonalds and post it on facebook

by Nokimia July 18, 2015

Facebook

A site that people use to post selfies.

Facebook used to be good. Now it's full of people taking Selfies!

by HafuUD May 20, 2015

Facebook

A playpen for the retarded.

Person 1: All those worthless posts people put up on facebook... it's just woeful

Person 2: Yeah they're a bunch of smack talkers

by LexieMorison March 28, 2013

Facebook

A place where if you add the right people, you can feel like shit at the comfort of your home all day everyday

Facebook chat with your "Friend"

You: Hey!
"Friend": Go away you piece of shit no one likes you.

by Kkit'sallgood February 5, 2012

facebook

facebook is a resource for child molesters to meet the children that they will molest

molestations
sadness
facebook

by mrjayc March 27, 2012