Female simp

A female who is over infatuated with a guy who does not feel the same. This female chases after this guy regardless of how he responds to her

Ashley: Didnt he leave you on open for like 2 weeks?

M: yes and?
Ashley: you’re such a female simp

by cookiemonster36 February 23, 2020

Female Hanging Fly

The female hanging fly will allow males that provide larger nuptial gifts to copulate longer, and in turn transfer more sperm, skewing paternity. Males providing insufficient gifts get flung off by the female before insemination is complete.

Anon: Dude, she's a female hanging fly. She’ll only mate with a male, when he brings her a caterpillar as food offering, the bigger the offering, the more time she’ll have intercourse with him. For insects it’s food for us it’s money.

Abak: You mean she is a gold digger!?

Anon: Hells yeah!

by Mash_124 October 21, 2010

Female Spanish Teacher

A legit psychopath who has done at least one of these things: barks at you, threatens you, has a criminal record, or is going through a mid-life crisis.

My female spanish teacher, Profe, finna throw me out of a ventana.

by lafantasma October 11, 2019

Female Ego

An elusive and taboo notion, known to exist, but never proven to be worthy of note.

The Female Ego has not been adequately explained nor explored.

by Danny Durden May 26, 2021

Female Dog

Real definition of the word bitch

My bitch is pregnant. I cannot wait for that female dogs puppies.

by SolQuik March 4, 2017

Female Player

A girl that’s confident and cunning, can juggle more than one relationship at a time without some being any the wiser and the others not caring because she’s worth it. Like a man she’s got a sexual appetite and gets bored easily, aka Nympho. At the foundation she’s not trying to gold dig or manipulate (some turn it into that baller, she’s not emotionaly unstable or Broken, she’s quite the Opposite, how else could she juggle so many men? she sees something she likes she goes for it, she enjoys the chase and once the chase is over if the sex isn’t good, next! She leaves men wanting more, and takes nothing more then his heart. She’s good at compartmentalizing and her attention to detail is keen and calculating. That’s why’s she’s so good at it, she has rules unlike her male player counterparts and that’s why they get caught and if and when she does she has no shame . Can’t get played if you know the rules of the game she says to her lover, men will never admit they got played! So take your emotionally unstable gold digging definitions and shove them! Realize women are simply better players and are better at keeping our emotions out of the game which is why all your definitions keep throwing them back in!

she says “honestly the sex wasn’t that good I’m just not interested” he says “your just a fuckin female player!” She replies “Shouldn’t have caught feelings, I didn’t”

by Str8tTruth September 7, 2018

female tears

The opposite of Male Tears. Male Tears is a hashtag used by feminists to mock men.

Thousands of Female Tears are falling because feminists realized that women are not oppressed anymore.

by Zirploid February 29, 2016