evanescence

Apart from the proper dictionary definition, Evanescence is a rock band with great lyrics. You don't have to be a depressed or be into rock to appreciate their music. Even if you're a content and happy person, you can to some extent relate to their songs. If they weren't any good, they wouldn't have so much publicity, think about it, how many other bands in the same genre have succeeded like them.

Eg) My Immortal - lost love?
Going Under - finally letting go?
Bring me to Life - self recognition?
Breathe No More -

Self-improvement is for the weak, the strong seek self-destruction.

by Dead Angel May 13, 2005

You don't even know

When explaining something, but it would make no sense to anyone else that hears it. So at the end of the story you add YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

"We were so high we licked the floor, like.... you don't even know."

by Runnin' This shit. April 24, 2005

Toothless Event

An event where it's a bunch of senior citizen or old people. They all lack teeth which makes them toothless. The activities done at the events are usually boring.

Guy 1: Dude, are you going to Harry's Grandpa's party?

Guy 2: Nah man, I heard its going to be a toothless event...bunch of old people talking about their hip replacement

by MochaMarguerita March 6, 2011

how even

when something is too unlikely to understand, and one wonders about the physics and probability of the given action.

friend- "I broke my eye when i painted a mustache on my cat bc it ticked me too hard, bro"
you- "how even"

by LOLTROL November 14, 2014

I can’t even

When someone or something is so absurd , you can’t deal with them.

You are so over it that you can’t even.

I’m so hung over and my work wants me to come in on my day off, I can’t even.

by Twodoves October 6, 2017

People's Main Event

A fight on a fight card that garners significant attention from the general fight community because its back story imbues it with a value that generally overshadows the co-main and main event. This fight is usually slotted away from the co-main and main event slots but does not necessarily mean it is not the co-main or main event. It is the fight people want to see regardless of what else is on the card.

This phrase originates from The MMA Hour, first coined by journalist Ariel Helwani

Ariel Helwani: "Volkanovski vs Ortega is going to be insane, but let's be honest, the Nick Diaz vs. Robby Lawler rematch is the People's Main Event"

by MemeGod630 November 17, 2021

i can't even with you

Said, usually in conjunction with a "smh" (or physical shaking of the head), in a situation where a person is just being a hot mess. Can either be a playful response to a friend (ex. 1) or a flabbergasted response to someone who isn't a friend (ex. 2).

1)
Joe: I got pissy drunk at the party last night, girl! I woke up in the parking lot of a retirement home.
Tiffany: OMG...I can't even with you.

2)
Will: I'm against gay marriage, I voted to deny prom tickets to gay couples in high school, I don't think gay people should be able to adopt kids, I've donated thousands of dollars to Exodus International, and I don't like Ricky Martin. How dare you call me a homophobe!
Justin: smfh...I can't even with you.

by TheNannyNamedFran July 4, 2011