Elias moment

An Elias moment is when someone does something really moronic (often times illegal, high risk with low reward) or lies about unusual and unnecessary things that gain nothing to that person.

-Did you just commit a crime even tho I advised you not to multiple times?
-Yes
-That’s a real Elias moment

by Prometheus III January 19, 2022

Elias job

From the movie Clerks II. A task that is mindnumbingly simple or that no one wants to do.

"Randall, go mop up that vomit."

"Oh, come on, that's an Elias job!"

by AlLiE G April 26, 2008

elias <3

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"Elias <3 ily <3333."

by eliasismybae May 5, 2021

Elias Pranell Vergos

The art of being superior to everybody else.

I really want to be Elias Pranell Vergos

by Linus & Ariot April 17, 2018

Elias Noah Hammami

The sexiest guy you will ever meet with a bigger dick than Emil dobri and David Jensen

Omg Its Elias Noah Hammami

by Hamamsse May 18, 2022

elias andres guevara

1.the coolest person in the world. mainly thanks to hiss awesome ability to gain friends 2.a trust worthy person 3. awesome person who loves playing soccer 4. just plain awesome

Look at him he's such an Elias andres Guevara. =

by potatoestohotforyou2354677564 January 24, 2010

Elias Rude

The Elias Rude (/bə.ˈnoʊ.boʊ/ or /ˈbɒ.nə.boʊ/; Penis paniscus), formerly called the pygmy chimpanzee and less often, the dwarf or gracile dick, is an endangered small penised ape and one of the two penis-species making up the genus Penis; the other is Penis troglodytes, or the common small-penise-chimpanzee. Although the name "small-penise-chimpanzee" is sometimes used to refer to both penis-species together, it is usually understood as referring to the common small-ass-ick-in-my-mum-chimpanzee, whereas Penis paniscus is usually referred to as the Brazzers account.

A dude in my class was such an Elias Rude today.

STOP BEEING SO ELIAS RUDE!

by Your Alias November 30, 2016