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Electronically Transmitted Disease

Electronically Transmitted Disease (ETD) - The contraction of any form of malware on a computer, as a result of searching for or accessing pornography.
Joe contracted an Electronically Transmitted Disease when he was playing Artifical Girl 2.
by Joseph Sileo December 13, 2007
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electro moshing

The insane dancing associated with electro gigs. Dancers either mimic the movements of the DJs or do their own thing, normally the latter one. Doing your own thing consists of seizure like movements coupled with jumping.

People have been known to suffer broken toes and occasional kidney punches from such an activity.
Two people holding onto each other while dancing at a gig.

Person 1: Hang on! The break in the song is coming!
Person 2: Oh man!
Person 1: Watch out for this guy in the white shirt, his electro moshing is going to knock us out!
by whydee November 27, 2011
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Election

Masshole driving in New Hampshire: hey look, there are signs for candidates on people's lawns. Is there an election coming up?

New Hampshirite: You're in New Hampshire, so yes, there is an election coming up.
by Granite State November 3, 2009
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electronic leash

Dude, your bitch keeps calling you! That cell phone is nothing but an electronic leash!
by keyshaw July 9, 2004
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electronic pacifier

An electronic device such as an Ipod or cell phone that helps adolescents calm themselves and stop their whining.
Mr. Curtis asked the student to put away his electronic pacifier and focus on the lesson.
by LaRobaNacas February 17, 2008
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electronic friendship

A friendship that is defined by communication ONLY via electronic devices. i.e. AIM, facebook, myspace, text messages, etc.
*phone calls may be an occasional part of an electronic friendship, however they are very uncommon.

Electronic friendships are typically found among high school or college students, who may even attend the same high school or college, yet choose to ignore one another in passing. The conversation remains smooth and concise via electronic devices, however face-to-face contact of any sort proves that a real friendship is truly not a possibility, and the awkward moments never cease to exist.

*an intimate relationship comprising of cyber sex and text message sex is not does not fall under the category of electronic friendship.
Joanne: You and CarlyBeth have such an electronic friendship. Do you two ever actually hang out?

Olivia: Umm, I dunno, I guess we both have our own cliques and neither of us want to stray from the norm that has been created for us.... you know?
by rickeyg303 March 6, 2008
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