nude elders

a naked elder, old person, or someone over 70.

i was having a good time in my wet dream, until i saw nude elders

by fukkunt September 6, 2017

tight elder

A Tight Elder is a diamond formation in the Beer Pong game with both middle cups in contact with each other, making 4 total cups.

Jason: yo give me a Tight Elder re-rack

Michael: Elder? Y’all can’t make cups.

by ElderMike January 27, 2018

The Elder Swear

A swear so ancient it deafens anyone who is to hear it. It is 83 letters long and includes phrases such as hippopotamus

and Mickey Mouse.

Friend 1: “Dude what’s the elder swear?”

Friend 2: “**********************************mickeymouse*****************hippopotamus**********************”

by Helpme_1938 March 9, 2019

Urban Elder

A person who purposefully changes meanings of words on Urban Dictionary to confuse elderly people

"Hey John, was the game last night snozzberry to you, too?"
"What?"
"Was it snozzberry?"
"Did you just get Urban Elder-ed?"

by ringo_soup December 27, 2019

speak with the elder gods

v. Probably a convenient way to talk your way out of doing something important like oh, I dunno... saving Earthrealm through participation in the Mortal Kombat tournaments?

Raiden: I must speak with the elder gods! (*lightning!*)

by flashn00b September 17, 2020

Elder High School

Police training academy for underprivileged kids who didn’t get into any other schools

Jimmy didn’t get into St X so he’s gonna go to Elder High School to become a cop

by Tiggle Bitty Boys September 12, 2019

eldercut

An out-of-style haircut. A haircut your elders might order. Usually used by a young person ordering an out-of-date haircut style.

Barber: What'll it be today.

Jimmy: Better make it an eldercut. I've got a job interview this week.

by Steve Hartman July 21, 2008