Easter Worshipper

A slur word to describe Christians.

Easter worshippers worship the pagan god Eostre. Christians do not.

by FriendlyFellow April 21, 2019

East Van

Slickest part of Vancouver. Dope style, good hip-hop, just laid back.

"Let's leave the BMWs and Jags and head back home to East Van."

by Andrew February 26, 2005

East Hartford

City located just east of Hartford, Ct, on the other side of the Connecituct river. The city is currently undergoing white flight, as an influx of Hartford migrants come in. East Hartford had one of the highest increases of blacks/puertoricans between 1990 and 2000 in the state of CT, and it had the HIGHEST increase in poverty. East Hartford Highschool is the most diverse highschool in the state. Crime as a whole is still relatively low (compared to Hartford), but crime is gradually increasing. Notable seady areas include: Most of Burnside Avenue/Tolland Street, Park Avenue/Columbus Circle, Hockanum, Maybery Village, Silver Lane, and Brewer Street.

East Hartford is on its way down.

by baconbeat January 9, 2007

East Stroudsburg

An ass backwards town in Monroe County, Pennsylvania for several centuries and counting with an interesting mix of locals who work for peanuts and have no health insurance, they can usually be found at the Cinder Inn wondering why they are getting priced out of the area. Deeper thinkers here often ponder why outsiders are moving in before realizing someone with a backhoe decided to put a major highway through the center of town awhile back.

You'll also find legions of newer residents from the greater New York City area, many of whom are minorities that commute to the city and make real money, keeping the local bus company, Martz' share holders smiling in the process. Don't bother to subscribe to the local newspaper, the Pocono Record, which should only be purchased in a pinch if your training small pets and desperately need a piddle pad.

School taxes are way high since everyone tries to get friends and neighbors a job with the corrupt school board, where they do very little while making a killing, cranking out some of the dumbest seniors in the western hemisphere; insuring the Walmart in town is always staffed with a full supply of talent. You can always move here since there's plenty of foreclosures in countless developments to insure any unfortunate potential home buyers with a minimal down payment and pulse there very own Pocono dream home/nightmare in northeast PA.

Resident #1: East Stroudsburg is a corrupt, sorry excuse for a town.

Resident #2: It could always be worse, you could've been born here.

by sphinx70 April 22, 2011

East Stroudsburg South

the dumbass school that sold a $62,000 trailer for $1 on eBay. Good job Rachael Heath!

Person 1:Did you hear about that trailer at East Stroudsburg South?
Person 2: Hell yeah, what a bunch of dumbasses!

by Waffuhl August 5, 2009

Pocono Mountain East

Pocono Mountain East High School is a place located in Swiftwater, PA. Let's get one thing straight: The school doesn't suck--the people do. Most (if not all) the girls are skanky, and spend most of their time on their knees rather than studying. The boys pretend they like girls when most of them are busy messaging the gay kid on myspace for a hook-up. And best of all is the administration. They're simply a bunch of hypocrites. They say one thing and do another. It's seriously a hot mess. Graduating from this school means you're nowhere NEAR facing the real world, because the curriculum is a joke, and the only thing the school focuses on are those annoying PSSA scores.

Boy: Jeeze, I'm so tired of PSSA's, skanky girls, and closet-cases!
Girl: Damn, you must go to Pocono Mountain East.

by MrRelevance April 11, 2011

eastbay

1. Means beast in piglatin
2. the best part of SF bay

1. anmay ouryay ellhay eastbay!

2.

man 1: where are you from?
man 2: the best part of the bay
man 1: oh east bay!

by 0976543890987654345678654 December 14, 2009