Enson

An elegant cunt

Wow! Look at that Enson. Such elegance.

by guydannit March 2, 2017

Einstein

Tech N9ne. The greatest rapper out there.

Einstein = Tech N9ne

by Thug of Darkness January 5, 2008

Einstein

The recreational drug Exstasy, Chemical name MDMA. Ironic cause it frys your brain.

Yo pop da Einstein and get ready to roll.

by xSatansAmbitionx September 19, 2006

einsteins theory of relativity

A theory by a man called Albert Einsteins (with a crazy hairstylist) which clearly defines :
0. E = MC^2, thats E for energy, M for mass and C for speed of light!
1. No matter can excede the speed of light
2. Speed of light is constant for all, irrespective of their motion.
3. You can not go back in time and have sex with elvis or anyone for that matter!

Some parts of the theory are still unproven practically, but only proven theorotically

Girl 1 : I wanna have sex with elvis!
Girl 2 : Sorry babe! Einstein won't let ya!
Girl 1 : WTF is this enistein?
Girl 2 : Read this you dumbass, E=MC^2.. and so on..
Girl 1 : So its all because of the bloody einsteins theory of relativity, damn
Girl 2 : And we can't do anything about that bastard!

by Aky July 18, 2006

einstein dummy head

a stupid person. a retard. an idiot.

The class is so easy, even an einstein dummy head can pass it.

by Matt aka Sergio November 27, 2006

Eison

A short funny lookin bastard that has no friends but is actually great and an amazing papsi

Guy 1: dude Eison’s fucking gay Guy2: he’s just fucking dadsi

by Jacob2003 November 6, 2017

Einsteins

Great man Einstein. Theory of relativity AND gave a name to those frizzy fly away hairs on the side of your head that just won't stick down, no matter how much gunk/frizz busting product you slap on there.

"Dude your Einsteins have a life of their own, what did you do last night? Sleep in a ditch?!"

by Evil Doll December 12, 2006