EGE

One of the most important and impossible exams in Russian schools. Many children (more than 50%) jump from window because of bad marks and their parents beaten with a big gold hammer. Other 50% drink a lot of vodka behind their houses with gopniks.

- What's your mark on EGE?
- I've got 20 of 100, so i decided to go live under the bridge.
- Holy shit, that sucks, see you soon.

by PussyFucker123___ZVO___ June 15, 2022

egged eagle

A cool guy with huge cock and plays with many women and even men, a giga chad

i had sex with chad

OMG SO DID I

(followed by 7 more men and women saying that chad had sex with them)

OMG GUYS CHAD IS AN EGGED EAGLE

by eggedeagle April 22, 2022

Eg

Eg

Eg

by Lucas24709 July 22, 2020

Easter Egging

When one dips his testicles in warm candle wax.

Bro, have you ever been introduced to Easter Egging?
No, what is it?
You dip your balls in wax.
Karina and I are doing this tonight.

by deezmfnutsnigga November 1, 2015

two-egged

ok, so y’all know fraternal twins. well two-egged is the same but it’s been translated from german to english (zweieiig) which means two-egged

Simone: What is the non identical twin thing called?
Valentina: two-egged?!

by val23_<3 March 7, 2022

eg

A word for retarded people who are unable to become not lazy and just type egg normally.
Also is a joke for idiots who cannot spell.

Me: eg
Joe: wat?
Me: eg
Joe: uh, stop please.
Me: eg
Joe: STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

by Payzane and LoveCat September 25, 2020

Egging

To insert an egg into one’s anus, then on demand “lay” that egg while clucking.

Tom if you keep egging in my house I’m going to insist on you wearing a nappy

by Kabbuzu June 12, 2022