eat the beaver

a pussy licker. see muff diver

man, your mums wants to eat the beaver all the time

by Dom(nathansgay) July 14, 2007

Eat the Bacon

After going Straight to Pig you lick off your finger.

Jenny's ass was so nice, I had to eat the bacon.

by HorneyBob December 20, 2008

Eat my goal

An exclamation of sheer joy, usually used when competing with others. Watered down way of saying eat my rainbow candy.

Eat my goal! That's the second time I've beat your fat ass at Tekken 2.

I've slept with your mum three times in the past week. Eat my goal.

by Daywalker stalker November 15, 2009

eat a cow

when someone is really angry they say “eat a cow” to show that they are so angry that they could eat a whole cow

im so mad at Anthoney that i could eat a cow like why the fuck he be correcting me all the time.

by sydney Judd March 12, 2019

Eat a rag

A silly insult used for minor annoyances and should only be used in appropriate circumstances. the phrase was first used on Nickelodeon’s victorious

Andre:you know what this freindship is over
Beck: eat a rag
Andre:you eat 2 rags!!!

by Bobby saggy 69x420 January 15, 2020

Eat a brick

equivalent to saying what your saying is nonsense. gonna get real meta when people start carrying around bricks and shoving them up your loud mouth.

oh, please eat a brick, ill even put ketchup on it!

by Snowtree October 9, 2020

Eat antitoxins

A meme created by the divine 9saM. Usually used in response to someone who is being particularly toxic.

Person 1: Go kill yourself retard!
Person 2: Go eat antitoxins!

by Sed_1_ February 3, 2021