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Tits of Duty; ToD 

Sucking on or playing with tits while playing Call of Duty
Dan got a "care package" from his girlfriend's chest while going 24 and 0 on Call of Duty.

Mark's girlfriend wanted some quality time together so he suggested playing Tits of Duty; ToD

Tour of duty 

When you take a shit and clog every bathroom in your house
I just took a massive tour of duty in my house bro
Tour of duty by ppman78 August 24, 2021

Call of Duty 

A mediocre game for Noobs who wouldn't know a REAL gaming experience if it was jammed up their ass, them taken out and slapped firmly across their head. Everything Cod does has been done before and BETTER. want a real game? try HL2, or Crysis, or Halo, or even TF2.
Call of Duty fanboy: I played CoD all night last night, and I unlocked fmj shotguns.
Gamer:*looks over at him* fuck you, Noob.
Call of Duty by LordXeras November 15, 2010

Call of Duty 4 

1. better than any game ever.

2. Better than fudge.

3. Better than going to hell.
Satan: You will come down and work in the fire mines!!!

Me: STFU, IMZ playin COD4. (Call of Duty 4)

Jesus: pwnd!

St. Peter: ROFLCOPTER

small off duty czeckslovakian traffic warden 

A Banana

originally An outburst from Kryten on the sitcom Red Dwarf as he triyes to lie by saying that the banana is an orange
"its a orrrrrrr, its an orrrrrr its a... its a Small off duty Czeckslovakian traffic warden!"

Call of Duty: Black Ops 

The end of the intelligent world as we know it. May also be used as an effective method of birth control.
Jim doesn't have time for sex, he just hit level 36 on Call of Duty: Black Ops.