Dude Union

An unwritten code of conduct between all men.

This code ensures that all secrets that have the potential to cause damage to relationships, marriages, friendships, work, family or anything else, go untold to females or those who would be pissed if they found out.

All information from guy-to-guy conversations remain sacred, to the grave.

Baxter: "I boned Jimmy's sister, Natasha, last night!"
Julio: "You did...What if he finds out, he's gonna be pissed"
Baxter: "Dude Union, brother...he'll never know..."

by TJH36 August 26, 2009

Dude, I wanna make brownies

When someone wants to make brownies into which they have cooked their own feces in order to prank someone they have decided is no longer their friend.

Joe:Dude, I wanna make brownies.

Bob:Good idea, we'll give 'em to Carl. I'm getting sick of Carl.

by Aika March 4, 2010

dude cooter

(noun) a man's anus.

See dirt star or Ruby Red Star Fruit.

No, thomas, I will not insert my meat stick into your dude cooter. Go ask adam.

by tyrone the genie April 2, 2010

Dude Bluffy

A man who constantly, continuously, and relentlessly keeps trying online to pose as a woman

Im Dude Bluffy just a chick with a dick

by JMastaBlasta December 27, 2011

Dude'r Chick

A Dude'r Chick is the best of both worlds. Both a princess and a tom-boy all wrapped up in one! A dude'r (pronounced dude-er) chick is a lady who both likes to dress up, get fancy and likes all of the trappings of being a princess. But unlike just a simple princess, she also combines the athletic prowess of the tom-boy. The dude'r chick gets out and plays hard with the boys, gets muddy and bloody with just as much enthusiasm and then blows them all away when she comes down in the ball gown later! She would be both the captain of the football team and then the homecoming queen! This is a lady that will happily play in a "man's world" and win while doing it!

The dude'r chick is the ideal combination of all worlds and aspects of being a woman. Warrior and princess, athlete and beauty queen! She is the Lost Girl Pirate Queen who still has a pretty dress tucked away for the party! She can wield both a cutlass bright and a smile of equal devastation!

The woman who has it all, in both physicality and athleticism but can play the roll and enjoy being the princess.

A dude'r chick is the gal who rolls out of bed, pulls her hair back and joins the boys for a quick pickup game of football, soccer, or roller derby. This all the while rocking the pink scrunchy and beating out all of the boys for the winning touchdown pass. She then bounces from the game, gets cleaned up, dressed up and rocks the town looking just amazing! Queen of the derby track and then the red carpet!

Examples of dude'r chicks would be Charlie's Angels in both ladies and bad asses, Angelina Joli in about anything she does, and Keira Knightly in Pirates of the Caribbean.

by Raichean August 25, 2013

Poon Dodger

A male who is presented with the chance to get sexual intercourse with a woman but through nerves or stupidity misses out.

"Joe could have got laid last night when those girls stayed over but he was too busy boaking up from drinking too much, poon dodger."

"She clearly wanted to go back to yours so why did you tell her you were staying round mine you poon dodger?"

by Dan Rotten January 14, 2008

Social Dodge

The act of pretending to be busy or otherwise engaged such as talking on a phone with no one on the other end in order to avoid social contact with another.

Sam- Shit here comes bill I dont want to talk to him, Quick make out with me!

Bill- hmm, I think sam is tryin to Social dodge me.

Wanda- Bill im on the phone!

by §ugar§hane April 5, 2009