duct tape deathmatch

A high stakes high-risk street race. Racers hands are duct-taped to the wheel limiting the turning radius of the wheel.

Races are usually perfomed on hilly winding roads.

Racing in an automatic is impossible. Drifting in a stick shift is the only way to escape with your life.

"John challenged me to a duct-tape deathmatch. I wasn't worried--I had been practicing drifting in my Integra..."

by Duke December 27, 2004

Smash & Duct Tape

To have intercourse with an underage party, or co-worker while keeping it under wraps.

But she's only 15!!!! No problem dog, just smash & duct tape.

by Bwana Harris October 16, 2006

Duct Tape Trick

The act of wrapping duct tape around a hamster, than painfully having sexual relations with it. the duct tape is necessary to avoid any potential full-body hamster splitting

John: "When enjoying my glass of brandy just yestermonth, I thought of a swell idea."
Thomas: "Do tell, John."
John: "T'was what I call the duct tape trick! Yes, Rofus and I are quite happy together."
Thomas: "Needless to say you must have been quite inebriated when you decided this John"
John: "I concur."

by max bamberger December 2, 2005

hamster.duct-tape

The end of the world.
Full name, alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape.d

I was browsing the newsgroups for hamster duct-tape bestiality.

by Sarge October 22, 2003

Ducati Scrambler

When a girl has a t-shirt on with a motorcycle picture and you grab her tits and shake them like scrambling eggs

Kelly was wearing this cool vintage motorcycle T-shirt so I went ahead and gave her the old Ducati Scrambler.

by Speedsix July 14, 2018

duct tape

The wonderful, silvery substance that holds together my shoes, my purse, my jacket, my backpack, my books and my life.

I've worn mostly this one pair of shoes for two and a half years - they're more duct tape than shoe by now, but they work!

by s0ckninja February 12, 2008

Duct Butter

The guncky build-up underneath the flap of skin on an un-cercumcized cock.

Girl: That boy got duct butter in my vagina.

by Rickifer September 4, 2008