Drunktastic

(1)Combing the two words drunk and fantastic together. (2)having a fantastic time getting drunk.

I had a drunktastic weekend!!

by MrsDiesel2u October 3, 2011

Drugstore Outdoorsman

A Person found in a back country area who has no idea how to survive in the wilderness without massive amounts of unnecessary equipment and expensive provisions. He/she typically has all brand new equipment but not much understanding of how to use it to stay comfortable in the wilderness. These persons sometimes never leave the comfort of their 4 Wheel Drive SUV no matter how deep into the sticks they travel. Insects find them the most appealing to swarm on and bite. The smoke from the campfire always blows toward them.

I was near the ridge line in The Pisgah National Forest sleeping in my tent after a day of backpacking the A.T. when I was nearly run over by countless drugstore outdoorsmen in their jeeps out for a night romp on the jeep roads nearby. Their engine noise and music players kept me awake while they took turns pulling each other's vehicles from the mud for hours before a Drugstore Outdoorsman lit a huge gasoline fueled fire to cook hot dogs and marshmallows at midnight.

by Hiker 77 October 18, 2012

drunxting

druhnkst-ing

Verb.

1. The act of texting while one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of alcoholic drink; intoxicated: Mel is drunxting her ex again.

drinking drunk texting drunk-dialing intoxicated crazy exs

John: Wow, was that your phone again, the thing's blowing up dude - who the fuck is texting you every five seconds?
Phil: My psycho ex is drunxting me from Vegas. Believe that shit?

by anon.mh September 9, 2013

Drugstrug

The struggle when you've had drugs and can't get it up, or just can't cum at all (unisex, pun intended). Like having coke cock, but for girls too. Thought up whilst in this exact predicament.

We could have had great sex last night if it wasn't for the drugstrug disabling my cock and keeping it floppy.
There's no point wanking, knowing I'll never cum because of the drugstrug.

by ClaireDC datingbible.co.uk April 13, 2017

drusty

Adj. Dr-ust-y When something is both dry, and crusty.

"You don't want that cookie bro it's drusty".

by Xandlebars December 11, 2017

Drunt

A female of the "babyboomer" generation, who thinks that everything about her is unique, amazing and/or a really big fucking deal. She's also condescending and unfortunately holds herself in higher esteem than anyone who has the misfortune of meeting her. A dramatic cunt.

Don't answer Ms ___ call light, that drunt will have you in there for an hour fluffing her pillows and listening to her go on and on about her aching neck!

by Nursenancy0110 September 17, 2018

Drumstick Syndrome

When you love playing the bongos with your drumsticks too much and your arms turn into drumsticks.

Have you heard about Simon Mcconville, he’s been diagnosed with drumstick syndrome.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019