tele-deuce

The act of pooping while talking on the phone.

I hate it when people take a tele-deuce while in a public restroom.

by s8n69 May 18, 2009

chuck a deuce

The act of greeting another person, basically saying hello in a more ghetto fabulous way. A deuce is chucked when you hold your middle and index fingers like a peace sign, sideways with knuckles showing to whomever you are greeting.

Great way to show respect, say hello, greet anothe from a distance.

Derrick T. would always chuck a deuce to his set as he drove out of the parking lot.

by Urban Dictionary November 27, 2006

Drop a deuce

To void feces from the bowels: to defecate, to "take a shit."

("deuce" comes from the commonly used "number 2")

I'll be right back, I gotta drop a deuce.

by DJ Conan December 4, 2003

Snap off a Deuce

The act of defecation. Taking a crap. Shitting. The Deuce is the noun for the fecal matter, and to "snap it off" is to excrete it.

Come on into the theater, I got the tickets!

Okay, but you get the popcorn because I have to snap off a deuce really quick.

by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009

Doucey

Term that refers to 22 ounce bottles that are often used as containers for premium craft brew ales. The term is to make mostly white erudite beer snobs feel hip when referring to their beer containers the same way that the brown bagging "G" set have embraced Forty to refer to bottles of poor quality malt beverage consumed with the singular purpose of rendering themselves functionally incapacitated.

Max: Hey, it's beautiful outside today, you wanna' go out for a burger and a beer?
Will: No thanks, I think that I am going to pick up some Doucey's at the bottle shop and whip up some carne asada tacos in my back yard.

by Bad Cyclist June 5, 2013

the deuce

Ann Arbor, Michigan.

We went to the UoM game in the Deuce last week.

by Nielio May 17, 2006

drace

beautiful eyes, so full of life, talks a lot and cant sit still, very protective of loved ones, very handsome with great hair

drace is the protector of his loved ones

by derkesta December 22, 2016