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Domestic Volume Index

A person's domestic volume index is a measurement ( 1 - 3) of lifestyle value one individual takes in a common living environment either workplace or domestic.

Examples of people who have a high domestic volume are middle aged women, artists, hyper active people, annoying people, gay dudes, drag queens and Oprah.

The scale measures as 1 = one average person's domestic volume, 2 = the volume of 2 average people and 3 = the volume of three people.

The only two people to have measured 4 on the index in recorded history are King Henri the VIII and Paris Hilton
FRANK: OMG Johnny, have you met Matt's new GF? she's got a domestic volume index of 2.8

DENNIS: Ah dude, he's in for a bumpy ride.
by TimThomas June 11, 2009
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does a chicken have lips?

an off-hand method of answering in the affirmative, although most consider it to be confusing and idiotic because a chicken does not, in fact, have lips, and therefore its usage should be avoided.
ryan: hey bruh, you wanna get pizza?
emma: does a chicken have lips?
ryan: no, message received.

emma: no, idiot, it means yes.

ryan: that’s confusing.

emma: i know.
by thegreatgreenarkleseizure December 12, 2021
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davesport

the single best thing in this universe
Person 1: have you played dsaf?

Person 2: yes, davesport has taken over my life. this is a cry for help, the only thing that brings me happiness anymore is davesport. dsaf itself has me in a chokehold, i can no longer escape this god-forsaken fandom.

Person 1: oh cool same
by lixel_5 June 15, 2022
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lope domes

low profile BJs. Something that nobody except you and the person who is giving it to you can see.
Dude she gave me lope domes for 20 mins. It was gnar.
by coolkid16 June 26, 2007
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What does it take

This is a phrase that you would begin with and say when your already giving your best at something and still don't make your goal.

Usually occurs during school tests when you have total confidence and still fail.
What does it take to make the top 10 in our class?!! IVE TRIED EVERYTHING!!
by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam September 21, 2017
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domesticality

Noun- Pertaining to activities done in and around the home. Evokes comfort, safety and routine.
I found the domesitcality of Mike and Susan's relationship very charming.
by Greg February 27, 2005
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domestic prostitution

Domestic prostitution- When one trades sex in exchange for housing, food, utilities, possibly car insurance. Differing from one who trades sex directly for cash. Can an unspoken agreement or the John can be completely unknowing. Domestic prostitutes often lack morals and or integrity.
To avoid working a regular job, Jane starts having sex with John (whom she does not have feelings for). Because she knows that he will pay her bills and she won't have to work a job. (Domestic-In home, Prostitute-Person who has sex for money=Domestic prostitution)
by DemonDaddy November 28, 2013
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