flogging the dolphin

to jerk off;masturbate;rubbing one out

Joe didnt get it in with his girlfriend,so instead he started flogging the dolphin

by tmmmmmmmmmmmmm June 6, 2011

Flog the Dolphin

Term for masturbation; used in the movie "There's Something About Mary" by "Woogie/Dom" in reference to Ben Stiller's lack of beating off

You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!

by Penguin6427 October 12, 2008

Naughty Dolphin

When a man penetrates a woman from behind, surprising her so that she exclaims "eek! eek!" and claps her hands in a flipper-like motion.

When they visited the aquarium Jimmy gave his girlfriend an impromptu naughty dolphin.

by AquariumLvr March 31, 2009

dolphipegacorn

A mythical creature combining the gayest attributes of a dolphin, a pegasus, and a unicorn. Unlike a griffin the Dolphipegacorn is not at all ferocious and is easy prey to it's many predators due to it's catamite nature. The horn is sometimes depicted as a lopsided strap on dildo due to it's off center position next to the blow hole and oddly arranged facial fur.
Other-an amalgamation of gay traits from numerous origins.
implicitly used in reference to children of gay couples.

Debra:did you hear that Richard Simmons, Elton John, and Rosey o'donnell are having a child together?

Matt:wow, that's one large Dolphipegacorn

by Joseph John Renee' April 13, 2008

netted dolphin

When a guy tries to put his penis in a girls ass and she turns her head back denying entry and makes the sound "ehh ehh" (Dolphin Sound)

I tried to put it in my girls butt, but she gave me the netted dolphin.

by J Tear Knee January 15, 2008

Blind-Dolphin

Getting a blowjob in the dark where you make a loud dolphin noise right as you shoot it in her blow hole.

I got a blind-dolphin last night from that blonde scrubber.

by ~MH~ February 4, 2009

Human Dolphin

Name for a girl whos laugh is so obnoxious it sounds like a dsolphin. Usually used to describe the laugh of a valley girl.

"Zoe Hamilton-Smith needs to stop laughing like a Human Dolphin"
"i know! I wanna just slap her in the face!"
"At least she would shut up

by Palmer Ridge Locker Talk May 19, 2009