douchievious

a real mischievous douche

my buddy josh is being real douchievious

by ralachi yavalozzi October 11, 2020

Douchetwat

A cockwomble

Jeremy is also a douchetwat

by Jackcrew August 27, 2022

Car-douchian

Someone who talks incessantly about their "awesome" car or dream car

What do you think of Alan?
Have you heard him talk? He's such a car-douchian.

by Sizzomer Whizzite August 28, 2009

ass douching

Doing something relatively useless when you should be doing something productive. This comes from the literal meaning, as douching your ass would be useless because it gets dirty next time you use the washroom.

Oh man, I need to stop ass douching and get to my homework!

by viper110110 May 15, 2011

The Douching Hour

The precise moment in the evening when wearing your sunglasses goes from being acceptable to making you look like a complete tool or douche bag.

1. Shit! I should probably take off my sunglasses at this point... We are definitely way too far past the douching hour.

2. Dammit Zach, take of those sunglasses! The douching hour was like 15 minutes ago and I can no longer be seen with you if you leave them on!

by zhboarder July 22, 2013

douchistify

Comes from the word "douche"

To turn something into a douche.

She really douchistified her husband.

by slingshot January 30, 2005

Douchie McBaggerson

1: one who commits douchebaggery.
2: one who can't own up to their own faults and kicks bricks when there are problems
3: a fake
Variant of douche bag and douche. Douchie McBaggerson is sometimes used in an affectionate manner to describe a person who commits acts of douche baggery but is nevertheless forgiven and loved for who he or she is.

She's doing fine since she kicked Douchie McBaggerson out.

by angelfuck December 30, 2010