Douchacorn

When a person typically a male tries to be funny but is really just a fat bitch and dreads the day he has to tell his parents he is infact homosexual

Wow that dude is def a douchacorn

by Hugepersonfat March 15, 2024

douchey

"douchey" : the descriptor for the behavior when someone is acting like a douche or is exhibiting douche-like behavior. Such behavior includes, but is not limited to, coming over and not saying hi, or bye, or anything!

It's pretty frickin' douchey when he comes by and doesn't bother to say hi!

by lnfarmer April 26, 2025

Faux Douchey

used to describe attributes which initially seem douchey, but upon further reflection, are realized to be inconsistent with being a "douchebag."

Faux douchebag: "I don't drink beer I only drink hard alcohol."
Observer 1: "What a douchey comment."
Observer 2: "That's not even douchey; it's worse. Douchebags obviously drink beer. That's faux douchey."

by CoffeeDrinker August 17, 2010

awesomely douchey

the act of being awesome while being douchey this can occur while using words such as indeed, ergo and hence

hannah uses the word indeed all the time and this makes her awesomely douchey

by ergoer November 14, 2011

Non-douchey

A rare trait in a tall white male trial advocate

"You can stand there and make up arguments off the top of your head and look non-douchey. Do you know how rare that is?"

by Chuck2311 February 21, 2017

pulling a douchy

to get an erection

Dude, Kristen just walked by, and im totally pulling a douchy right now

Don't pull a douchy at the dinner table.

by Peaches491 November 30, 2009