An ancient evil Romanian poltergeist released by the tyrannical King Fielzelgüd of the Kingdom of Shyd in 69 A.D. during the Batu Khan wars that will possess anyone and take control of their bodies. The Donkam will not allow anyone to kam, and will force the possessed to slap themselves. To this day, Donkam continues to roam the Earth, searching for its next victim
Here is the ritual to summon Donkam:
Shyd, donkam DONKAM, hadr, aughhhh (slap yourself 2x) ugh, Fielzelgüd.
Shyd, donkam DONKAM, hadr, aughhhh (slap yourself 2x) ugh, Fielzelgüd.
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A name for the penis. Specifically one that can accomplish something for someone that no other penis has before.
In some cases, but not all, also know as "Devil Dick"
In some cases, but not all, also know as "Devil Dick"
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