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An ancient evil Romanian poltergeist released by the tyrannical King Fielzelgüd of the Kingdom of Shyd in 69 A.D. during the Batu Khan wars that will possess anyone and take control of their bodies. The Donkam will not allow anyone to kam, and will force the possessed to slap themselves. To this day, Donkam continues to roam the Earth, searching for its next victim
Here is the ritual to summon Donkam:
Shyd, donkam DONKAM, hadr, aughhhh (slap yourself 2x) ugh, Fielzelgüd.
Donkam by GyattDayum23 November 8, 2023
an evil romanian poltergeist that was unleashed to the earth by cult leader of 20 years, ambha tukhan.
"dongkam, dongkam, hardour."
dongkam by internetdumb May 1, 2023

chef donkay 

The best thing to ever exist if someone calles out “chef donk..” you must always respond with “ayyyyyyy!!”
Chef donk... Aaaaaaaayyyyy!! Chef donkay
chef donkay by Chef donkay November 6, 2019

donkalope 

Created in the laboratory of a third grader, it is half donkey and half jackalope. It's called a donkalope. It's possible that Oklahoma is the favored habitat of this animal. It's food choices include sheep, salad, and salad with sheep on it. It also likes veggies. It's favorite drinks are water, milk, and orange juice.
A donkalope is a donkey mixed with a jackalope.
donkalope by A third grade scientist December 11, 2013

donkaments 

A very large poker tournament, mostly full of shitty players, aka donks. They are hard to win because these shitty ass players seem to always get lucky.
Rob: I just played a donkament on stars
Joe: didja win?
Rob: no
Joe: lol donkaments
donkaments by the christ November 20, 2007

ba-donka-donk 

An ‘ebonic’ expression for an extremely curvaceous female behind. Women who possess this feature usually have a small waist that violently explodes into round and juicy posterior (e.g., 34c, 24, 38). Other characteristics would be moderately wide hips and a large amount of booty cleavage (i.e, depth of butt-crack).
Her badonkadonk made a brotha pop several wheelies.
ba-donka-donk by HG ColdDawg July 22, 2004