scales dodger

A person (usually obese) avoiding concrete evidence they have put on more weight.

In the space of five years, Randy went from an 11 stone fitness fanatic to a 19 stone bloater, a hardened scales dodger, constantly blaming his washing machine for shrinking his clothes.

by xoorox September 15, 2010

Oven Dodger

A derogatory term used to describe a person of Jewish faith or descent. Refers to the cremation of Jews during the holocaust.

You fucking yamaka-wearing oven dodger!

by pseudonym March 11, 2005

debt dodger

A Person who puts off paying their bills.

Ok, so I'm a debt dodger.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 17, 2008

Salad Dodger

A non offensive term refering to fat people.

Man watch it there is a salad dodger checking you out. Or you can say thats a lifetime salad dodger.

by Shayfer Mosness February 5, 2004

Dodge

The most homosexual vehicle you can drive , roughly translated as Dick On Dick Gay Erection.

Mike: He drives a dodge.
Javier: Ewwwwww Dick On Dick Gay Erection.

by Mr.Zombie3000 February 19, 2011

Dodge Ridge

(n) A tricked out ski resort near Sonora. Home to one of the best Ski Race Teams in California.

Often referred to as just dodge

Hey Andrew, we going up to dodge this weekend?

Wow the dodge ridge race team is helluv bomb

by brkillee July 18, 2005

DODGEBALL

A game that has the players divided into two teams that play on separate sides of a court with a line down the middle that cannot be crossed. Each team is given a number of balls that they use to try to hit someone with. If you are hit you are out, but if you catch the ball the person who threw it at you is out.

This game was played mostly in elementary/middle schools but is now being outlawed. :(

- If you're skinny, hide behind the bigger people. It always works until the teacher sees what you are doing.
- Carry an extra ball to hit other balls coming your way

Dodgeball gave some kid a concussion and now we can't play it anymore. What a sissy.

by a dodgeball lover June 23, 2006