sexistential dissapointment

when one pines after another and after much effort finally has intercourse, only to be dissapointed by the reality in comparision to the fantasy.

dude, i have been trying to nail that girl for so long, and finally we hit it last night, and man total sexistential dissapointment.

by dave young December 2, 2005

dissapointentation

its like being dissapointed but its not nessacearily the act. also could have something to do with being depressed.

The dissapointentation of what he did may lead to her not talking to him or trusting him anymore.

by !~!~rachel~!~!~= ] August 18, 2008

disserlossophobia

Fear of losing a dissertation before submission, resulting in irrational repetitive behaviour (e.g., emailing multiple copies to yourself, hitting 'ctrl S' after every word, archiving on 10+ memory drives ...)

"Why is Jane burying a hard drive in the vegetable patch?" "Disserlossophobia".

by JoJo62 October 13, 2015

Dissapering wizard

When you get so repulsed by someone or something that your penis gets forced up and out of your groin so as to displace itself at least 400 miles away; as if it were a wizard from Harry Potter apparating.

Harry Potter: Last night was awful, Ron.
Ronald Weasley: Why? What happened?
Harry Potter: Moaning Myrtle showed up while I was in the restroom, and I got a serious case of the dissapering wizard.

by Ronald Bringus Ph.D. October 26, 2015

disseminate

To cleanse of semen.

At work Carol divided most of her time between bukakke shoots and the time it took her to disseminate after sessions.

by Dr Harry Johnson November 19, 2015

dissapitate

to make less awkward

when tamar was sitting on the bus with josh, she dissapitated the situation by ignoring him
when dovid was at a party, he saw sara, so he drank to dissapitate the conversation.

by definitionsrbae November 28, 2017

Dissemenation

dissemenation noun
dis·sem·e·na·tion
Definition of dissemenation

: the act or process of dissemenating or spreading ejaculate : the state of being victimized by one who has dissemenated
While dissemenation has historically been a luxury belonging only to the powerful, the emergence of social media has aided the average citizen to engage and is evident by the upturn of single mothers and sexually transmitted disease on a global scale.

A person responsible for dissemenation might say:

Yo, have u heard of Chancroid? I think I might've gotten that shit from bangin mad hunnies on the regular.

Or:
Imma deadass die from the drip because all my bitches.

by Erectus Alumnus October 12, 2018