What men usually do constantly when their wife or girlfriends are out of town for a weekend or longer. "Piddle" refers to doing menial chores or activities by themselves, followed by masturbation or "diddle", because of boredom.
Troy: "Hey man, what did you do this weekend with Liz out of town?"
Travis: "Not much, dude. I was pretty bored, so I spent most of the time cleaning the house and masturbating.
Troy: "Ah, the old piddle and diddle weekend. Sweet!"
Travis: "Not much, dude. I was pretty bored, so I spent most of the time cleaning the house and masturbating.
Troy: "Ah, the old piddle and diddle weekend. Sweet!"
by Bayareaboy17 March 3, 2019
Get the Piddle and Diddlemug. A double diddle is when two men rub the tips of their penises together, usually fast and sometimes violently.
by Horse_Fondler November 14, 2017
Get the Double Diddlemug. Why did your wife end up in the wrist cast? She get Carpal Tunnel from an office job?
No, she's a stay at home mom. She has diddle wrist.
No, she's a stay at home mom. She has diddle wrist.
by Dougass March 24, 2023
Get the diddle wristmug. "My boy was trying to gain access to Amber's diddle box, but she declined - so he threw her out of his car."
by petey pablo21 August 2, 2017
Get the Diddle boxmug. To waste countless hours of life online looking at nonsense through various forms of digital technology. Productivity is down at schools and work, but people know what celebrity is knocked up, by who, and who is starting the slut shaming.
Jason could not understand why people spent so much of their lives digitally diddling when they could teach themselves algebra or a foreign language, learn about past cultures, and then he remembered that most people are fucking stupid. In order to get over this unpleasant realization he did a "honey covered boobs" image search and then felt better.
by von groovy June 29, 2017
Get the digitally diddlingmug. Noun. One who surreptitiously views someone pleasuring themselves and tattles to an authority figure or the press.
Verb (transitive) — To diddlesnitch (on) another person.
Verb (transitive) — To diddlesnitch (on) another person.
by Let me just say... November 3, 2021
Get the Diddle Snitchmug. by bamF65 August 27, 2010
Get the Diddle Padmug.