Dealdo

A deal in which one of the party members gets significantly screwed.

I can't believe he sold me that TV for $200 and it was broken, it was a huge dealdo.

by NOT Noble Lybrand March 27, 2015

Dealer's Choice

A play of words based upon the card game by the same name. Used when posed with a question, with at least more than one option to choose from, and no care as to which one is chosen by said questioner. Usually used when presented with the option for various goods, but can be used for more abstract concepts as well.

Ex 1:

Bartender: what can I start you off with? We've got some good IPAs, maybe a couple of shots to start off strong or perhaps a glass of whiskey?

Patron: Tell ya what, I'm not sure, so dealer's choice. What do you recommend?

Ex 2:

Dealer: So you said you wanted $300 of product? I've got some gas on deck. Maybe you want some wax or edibles on top of an ounce?

Patron: Dealer's Choice, my man. Hook it up. Be there in ten.

Dealer: Bet.

Ex 3:

GF: You're absolutely crazy!! What you have undiagnosed mania, sociopathism or psychopathy?!

Crazy BF: Heh. Who knows? Dealer's choice there.

by Hoxhaist July 6, 2021

figa deal me

like feel me. like understand

ayo i gotta go to work figa deal me

by nineerzszx October 28, 2008

Real deal

The king-ding-ling big dog. Home of the 9+ whopper and every ladies wet dream

Oh my god Betts, don’t you wish you were the Real Deal like Stef? Yes Pasq, Stef really is the real deal. And a complete fucking legend as well.

by THE RD October 23, 2020

real deal holyfield

something that is legit, or true

Damn, that concert was real deal holyfield.

or

That lady was the real deal holyfield.

by ~`kellen`~ August 30, 2009

raw deal

a case of rough or unfair treatment (see also a royal fucking)

So he fired you because you are disabled, talk about a raw deal.

by Light Joker September 23, 2005

deal or no deal

A show on NBC. It's known for its very over zealous host, Howie Mandel, and its even more over the top contestants. Most of which have some gimmick to offer on the show because that is the only way that NBC can get ratings these days. *sigh*. NBC used to have quality shows like ER, but they have turned into crap shows because NBC is more interested in the Apprentice and any other reality show they can get their hands on. Deal or no Deal has a good idea, but unfourtanately for us viewers it is on NBC.

Howeie Mandel: The Banker has just offered $100,000,000,000,000, deal or no deal?

Contestant: Um? Can I use one of my lifelines?

Howie Mandel: No dipshit! We'll be right back after some cheap advertising from NBC!

by redskins0756 May 14, 2006