Defention

Defention is the act of defending yourself against someone else defending themselves. Such as someone hitting you in defense and you hit them back in defention.

I defended myself against her defention.

by Strigger January 26, 2012

Deceptionist

Someone who is skilled in the art of Deception

That girl is quite the deceptionist.

by XxFawnxX December 12, 2017

defecation baton

rigid stick or prod for 'conducting' a "movement" (bowel , or "Lincoln Log") into and through a toilet! ie: a process of
minimization! (note: same as "defecation wand" , from the same "artiste" )

the whole world came out of my buttle (butt hole) i'm getting my defecation baton!

judy "cut" a Lincoln Log and had to chop it up with her defecation baton !

by michael foolsley January 2, 2022

Baby Deletion

To abort a baby at a clinic - "NP"

The removal of an accidental baby from the womb of a woman, similar to the deletion of a mistake in a Word document. -"DM"

Usage: I accidentally knocked up Kate and I took her downtown for a baby deletion.

the judge said if I get any more baby deletions i have to get my Hard Drive removed!

Womb Formatting - Low Level

by RazorSky June 25, 2010

Oral Defecation

What you politely call "talking shit"

I had to leave the room . . . his oral defecation was making me nauseous.

by sunkeyeno.3 July 31, 2012

Gym Detention

You recieve these when you do your gym homework with sarcastic answers. Or by beating the teacher in ping pong.

Guy 1: Dude I got Gym detention today!
Guy 2: What'd you do?
Guy 1:I but Jim douglass as an answer for how to govern a serve. And then drew boobs.

by Blackflame619 March 25, 2009

defeation

when a particular goal is exceeded to the point where the goal feels defeated.

Brittany Williamson made her goal her little bitch and it was crying sweet tears of defeation.

by goalcrusher February 26, 2010