by Mike June 10, 2006
Get the University of Delaware mug.Possibly the least known city in Ohio, despite its being the county seat, Delaware remains unknown even to many of the people who live in the state capital, Columbus (approx. 30 mi. S). Symptoms include immediate drop in IQ, moderate to severe befuddlement, a sudden urge to hang your pants around your knees, and constant depression due to the air of mediocrity and lack of desire to do anything about it.
Dude 1: Hey, some guy from a place called Delaware is gonna meet me in the food court! Will you mapquest it for me?
Dude 2: ... What the hell, man? I just used this thing, like, five minutes ago! What's going on?
Dude 1: Unlock your screen, dude. And what in the Lord's name are you doing with your pants???
Dude 2: ... What the hell, man? I just used this thing, like, five minutes ago! What's going on?
Dude 1: Unlock your screen, dude. And what in the Lord's name are you doing with your pants???
by TE69420ETC December 4, 2010
Get the Delaware mug.A situation in which two or more polygamist families are forced to combined either by removing the alpha male of one family or bluntly trading sections of one family to another...
Man did you here about the Mormon Delaware Squeeze in Northern Utah, it most of been rough combining that many people.
by DarthTatafier July 31, 2010
Get the Mormon Delaware Squeeze mug.The act of being insanely stupid; Not having enough braincells to create a normal thought process using common sense.
"Dude! She's so delaware it's scary!"
"Why are you being so delaware?"
"Ugh, I'm gonna become as delaware as him if I spend too much time near him!"
"Why are you being so delaware?"
"Ugh, I'm gonna become as delaware as him if I spend too much time near him!"
by Kate Monsterr May 21, 2009
Get the Delaware mug.When a man makes love to a dog, but puts the dog on its back with its four legs in the air so he may look it in the eyes.
Oh shit...my drugged up neighbor is in my yard trying to bang my poodle Delaware Doggie Style!!! I swear if he cums in her im gonna go Delaware Pencil Sharpener on his ass!!!!
by Lanceblumpkin July 22, 2011
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by Black Cloud 99 December 30, 2016
Get the the delaware backdoor mug.When you rip off a girl's ass hair and use your cum to stick it to Happy Harry's chin to make a soul patch.
Jeff gave Bonquisha the good ole' Delaware Happy Harry last night and now the Happy Harry's in Trolley Square is super cool.
by Bromeo44 October 18, 2009
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