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Man: Hey, Bob Oliver called and said wassup..

Woman: Bob Oliver who?

Man: Bob Oliver Deez Nutz Biatche…
by heckler January 14, 2004
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deez nuts

Yeah Something came in the mail today. What deez nuts ha got em
by Amiibo February 28, 2017
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Deez nuts

A creative joke to play on your fellow man.
1.have you seen D
2.d who
1.DEEEEEEZ NNUUUUUTTTTTS
2.your an asshole
by Mr Bootleg June 9, 2004
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deez nutz

A: guess what
B: w0t
A: deez nutz
A: GOTEEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by somelifeness April 24, 2015
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deez nuts

nutsack, ballsack, cock and balls, the leg between your les and sack
1. Yo i gotta tell R. Kelly about that?
2. R. Kelly????
3. Are kelly and you gonna come over here and suck deeez nuts!?!?!!?!
by gangsta September 29, 2004
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Deez Guts

When someone shows off his/her guts instead of exploding in pain or trying to heal him/her self.
Guy 1 accidentally cuts Guy 2's stomach open.

Guy 1: ARE YOU OKAY!?

Guy 2 opens his stomach so his organs can be seen.

Guy 2: DEEZ GUTS!

Guy 1: NO! DON'T DO THAT!

Guy 2: But they're so healthy!

Guy 1: NO! I'M CALLING AN AMBULANCE!
by Fawful42 May 4, 2016
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