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Dedamping

When a woman’s pussy has been damp with moisture from constant sexual activity and takes a brief pause from sexual activities.
Amber is dedamping from a long weekend at her boyfriend’s.
by Rambone91 May 28, 2023
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Deda Mraz

The Serbian version of Santa Claus, Deda Mraz literally means "Old Man Winter" or "The Chilling Grandpa". I prefer "The Chilling Grandpa" version cause it sounds cooler.
It is interesting that the Chillin' Grandpa, unlike Santa Claus, works on the New Year's eve and not on Christmas. Hence, Christmas is somewhat less commercialised in Serbia, and kids get the presents earlier since the orthodox Christmas comes 7th July. That has something to do with churches and some Pope changing calendars, it's all pretty f*cked up if you ask me.
Since Serbian and Croatian languages are basically the same, I might as well describe their Santa a little too. Ok, so they call him Djed Bozicnjak which means something like "Grandpa Christmassy". He's more similar to the western Santa since Croatians are catholic and their Christmas comes 25th of December. That makes their kids get presents earlier than Serbian ones. However, this is compensated to the Serbs. Namely, because of their unaccepting of the western calendar, their will to party, and some holes in the system, the Serbs celebrate TWO NEW YEAR DAYS, one being the usual 31st December one, and the second being 13th of January.
The Bosnyaks (people inhabiting Bosnia, actually a mixture of islamic Serbs and Croatians) are muslim so they don't celebrate Christmas, and henceforth have no Santa. Since Santa of today isn't actually connected to religion (except that the idea for him is derived from Saint Nicholas), it remains unanswered why didn't the muslim people accept Santanism (belief in Santa). Some claim that's because most muslim people live in very hot places (such as Iraq, Iran, Lebanon etc), where there is no need for chimneys and therefore no place where Santa could enter the house.
Conclusions: Deda Mraz, or the Chillin' Grandpa, has the coolest name in the region, Serbs have two New Year days, and most Muslim people don't have chimeys.
Whoever gives me free stuff is good, be it Santa, Deda Mraz, Easter Bunny, or those people who give out condoms to prevent AIDS.
by Baklava42 January 13, 2007
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deaftard

An extremely retarded deaf person.
A deaf person who lacks normality.
A deaf person starts ranting incoherently as if he/she thought their speaking skills were outstanding is a deaftard.
Any deaf person who doesn't fit into society and our norms is a deaftard by any means.
by deaftard May 4, 2005
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Phone deaf

When someone cannot hear the world around them while using their phone.
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decafate

The act of purging after drinking coffee, anally or otherwise.
Two lattes and I needed to decafate bad.
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Stone Deaf

When one has smoked so much marijuana that they are unresponsive and they do no hear anyone around them trying to get their attention
This kid is so stone deaf all he's doing is starring at the door hinge. Thats neg props and he's haggard
by AlAx August 14, 2005
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Decaf

Decaf is word used to describe a person who is just as stupid as decaf coffee. With no flavor or purpose they are completely useless.
David: dude, why don't you like that chick?
Kevin: because she is a fucking decaf!
by Decafhostess May 8, 2014
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