When you meet a man for the first time and you use the hand that's not shaking theirs to reach down and feel their package.
When meeting one's future in-laws it is considered polite to give the father a good deck swabbing to see what lies below.
by Alcoholic Synonymous August 27, 2011
A drinking game played with a fat deck of cards.
Instructions
1)Get a fat deck of cards
2)Deal 5 cards to everyone starting with the person to your left
3)Flip the cards in front of you
4)Person to left picks first card
5)Players with the card in front of them drink
--2 drinks if you pick it and have it
6)Next person has to get a higher card or the same suit as the card picked before
--If unsuccessful drink until you pick a card that fits the criteria
(Keep in mind that the rule drink if you have the card still applies for everyone)
7)KILL THE DECK, KILL YOUR BEER
Additional Rules
1)Pass around a fatty bag of Doritos
2)Ace is high
3)Ace of Spades is drawn, everybody drinks
4)If you have multiple of the same card and the card is drawn, fucking drink twice
5)Cheers all around if the same number is picked in a row
Instructions
1)Get a fat deck of cards
2)Deal 5 cards to everyone starting with the person to your left
3)Flip the cards in front of you
4)Person to left picks first card
5)Players with the card in front of them drink
--2 drinks if you pick it and have it
6)Next person has to get a higher card or the same suit as the card picked before
--If unsuccessful drink until you pick a card that fits the criteria
(Keep in mind that the rule drink if you have the card still applies for everyone)
7)KILL THE DECK, KILL YOUR BEER
Additional Rules
1)Pass around a fatty bag of Doritos
2)Ace is high
3)Ace of Spades is drawn, everybody drinks
4)If you have multiple of the same card and the card is drawn, fucking drink twice
5)Cheers all around if the same number is picked in a row
Ryan: Yo lets get drunk
Pat: I'm down what game we playin'
Tim: I know, lets play Fat Deck
Everyone: Word
Pat: I'm down what game we playin'
Tim: I know, lets play Fat Deck
Everyone: Word
by Curtis Fox November 26, 2011
by Mr. Twinkieface December 22, 2020
Verb and Adj. - To show off / brag about anything as being “the best of the best” and definitely better than what his or her friends might have. Opposite of low deck.
by The high deck ™️ January 21, 2018
The process of taking a shit in the tank of a toilet instead of the bowl so when the next person flushes, all the shit goes into the bowl
by Jay December 27, 2003
"Tool On Deck" is an urban phrase used when you want to let people know you have gun. The word "tool" refers to the gun and the word "deck" refers to having your gun at the ready. The phrase was originated in the south in places like Miami & New Orleans. Was made popular by rapper Lil' Wayne on the song "9mm" on David Banners album "The Greatest Story Ever Told".
What? You wanna start some shit? TOOL ON DECK!
Don't worry, if they start something I got my "tool on deck".
Don't worry, if they start something I got my "tool on deck".
by Just Guy January 16, 2008
by qwapos September 08, 2012