daily report

after going munber 2. to tell someone about your bowel movement. the shapes, sizes,colors, and textarity of it all.

i wanted to give pete the daily report, but he woundn't listen. i told him anyway.

by bema August 30, 2006

Daily Double

Engaging in sexual intercourse with two sisters OR daughter and mother, all within the same 24 hour period, but not at the same time. Easier to pull-off than a Trifecta, however still not an easy move to complete given the limited time frame and moral implications.

Ex. 1: Carl pulled a Daily Double yesterday when he hit it at lunch time for a nooner with Zoe, then went out with her sister Chloe for cocktails that evening and ended up spending the night with her.

Ex. 2: Raul noticed his date's mom flirting with him that evening, so the next day after a wild evening of sex with the daughter, he paid her mom a visit for some afternoon delight, thus scoring a Daily Double.

by MTF January 13, 2009

daily mail

Unfeasible trash, aimed at the Upper-Middle class market. Known to sport headlines such as "Middle classes to be taxed by Labour!" "Tories to save universe!" "Holyrood SCANDAL!"

"Ban this sick filth!"

by Dayv March 3, 2004

Daily

A fine ass thick bitch. Smart as fuck. Loyal and undercover freak! Wet ass pussy. Brown skin clear skin and wants to become successful ;)

Get you a Daily

by JoshM4673 September 9, 2020

Daily chore

Masturbation, wanking, tossing off, spanking the monkey.

At night I like to get into bed and do the daily chore before rolling over to go to sleep.

by Sebastian February 6, 2005

Dailany

Dailany: She is sweet when she wants to be! Mean and rude when she tired or when she in a bad mood! She is loud and extra but also funny! She is quite with people she don’t trust but loud with friends or close friends. She loves to be herself and herself only! She is fun to hang out with!

The most fun, beautiful, funny,loud person is Dailany!

by 👑 YASS QUEEN 👑 October 21, 2018

Dailan

Dailan is a lovable and fun person. He struggles with heartbreak but is also a master of hearts. He’s dedicated to his goals and has a soft spot for the people he loves. He’s understanding and charismatic with a lovable unique charm. Dailan is the best type of people and gives great advice.

Dailan is the GOAT.

by LilCo170 January 12, 2020