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Cuddling as friends

Tanner made this up, but it’s definitely a real thing
John: Are you guys dating?

Greg: No we were just cuddling as friends
by Tanner:)) January 19, 2021
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Cuddling The Catfish

Guy #1: Where the hell were you last night?! We needed to get the damn drugs man!

Guy #2: I was too busy cuddling the catfish to yo girl, mothafucka!
by TheVader420 February 14, 2021
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cuddling cradle command

Refers to da super-soft cupping and "zephyr-nudging" dat you give a nice girl's body-part --- i.e., hand, foot, arm, leg, elbow, knee, biceps, thigh, shoulder, hip, etc. --- to indicate dat you wish her to shift said soft warm extremity a bit so dat you can more-comfortably/easily adjust your own position, drape your own arm/leg over her, savoringly clasp her hand/foot/boob, spoon/snuggle wif her more closely/satisfactorily, etc. Most often done when she is lying half-asleep in bed wif you; da advantage of doing it this way --- besides being a delightful and unobtrusive way of asking her to move a little --- is dat she may not even need to wake up much in order to accommodate you, but can simply twist/wriggle around slightly and then doze back off again. Extra points if you remember to always give her a "thanks --- I appreciate it" set of tender affectionate pats on da repositioned extremity, not only to express your gratitude for her willingness to accommodate you, but also to indicate to her dat she had correctly interpreted your ultra-soft tactile request and thus had indeed repositioned herself in da way dat you had desired.
I have aches-and-pains-inducing fibromyalgia which forces me to "be a wiggle worm" in bed, especially if there is someone else sleeping wif me. So I had been concerned dat Tiffany would find my frequent asking her to shift her sleeping-position to be a nuisance, but she smilingly assured me dat she actually loves my tender and loving "cuddling cradle command" motions so much dat she never minds shifting her own body around a bit to make me more comfy.
by QuacksO June 16, 2023
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Cuddling

When a chick can’t seem to keep her mouth closed while chewing gum or when she annoyingly takes too long chewing her food before swallowing when out on a date, for fear of embarrassment or choking. Derived from a cow chewing its cud, but not exclusively reserved for the overweight.
Man, that chick was cuddling that damn gum in her mouth. Or, that girl was cuddling that bite of burger forever!
by Jetzulalove August 27, 2023
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Cuddling

When her name is Alaina and all she wants is the D
No I did I was just stating that I would probably sleep better if you were cuddling me 🤷🏻 ♀️
by 😝🍑 December 31, 2023
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Cuddling

Cuddling is better than sex.
by O' Chungus January 25, 2024
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terrorist cuddling

The act of sneaking up on someone and jumping on them to cuddle without them expecting it
She spent the entire afternoon silently maneuvering behind him, formulating a battle strategy, only to materialize from behind the couch and leap into cuddle position. It was a move straight from the terrorist cuddling handbook.
by UhhhOhNo July 12, 2012
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